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Alien Predator (2018)
Black Ops vs the smoke
I wouldn't call it Alien Predator, this hot piece of laughable garbage should be called Black Ops vs Smoke as majority of the film was spent in some wooded area with a smoke machine. No matter where they went, the smoke machine followed, wide angle shots showed barely anything, as soon as the close up shots appeared they were immediately engulfed in a coating of smoke machine smog. This was the true Alien Predator of the film.
Don't be fooled at the end, I fast skipped towards the end to around the 1hr 15min mark when finally an man in a tech suit appeared and a man in a fish looking mask. This should be rated lower than 1.
Ape vs Mecha Ape (2023)
What is this absolute pile of guff?!
Seriously... Who funds garbage like this?
I just wanted to have a laugh seeing what Ape v MecaApe on Amazon prime would bring, oh man! I switched off straight after seeing the woman with the led torches, what felt like 5 mins of just her waving her arms about in communication with the very obvious amature cgi ape that appears for a couple of mere 5 seconds. Budget blown.
Someone obviously saw Kong vs Godzilla high on whatever they were smoking at the time and thought, yeah this could work
1/10 for the movie
10/10 to the pitchers who sold it to the disillusioned execs who greenlit this absolute tosh!