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Evil Dead: Regeneration (2005)
Its a bad game....but in a good way
OK first things first,this game is not the greatest game ever released.It will never win awards for graphics storyline or gameplay.It's really just another devil may cry clone yet even with all these stacked against the game it's still brilliant. Yes it may sound like a contradiction but this game really is fun to play.It may be repetitive and unoriginal but what sets this apart from most games of a similar nature is of course,Mr Bruce Campbell.Hell one of the only reasons that most people would have bought this game would have been to see Ash once again slice and dice whilst delivering the most cheesily entertaining one liners imaginable. Is this game worth 50 quid?No far from it,but if you pick this baby up second hand your in for a treat.The extras featuring campbell alone make this game worth buying
Ninja Dragon (1986)
You Must use the Chinese against the Chinese,YOUR PLAYING THE GAME OF DEATH!
A number of months ago a friend of mine purchased 4 ninja titled films for about a dollar American each.Among them was this classic piece of.....filmaking genius.
----------------WARNING THAR BE SPOILERS AHEAD------------------- The film is split into two parts,half ninja,half gangster film.the two plots are held together by some pretty poor cut and paste techniques with only one instance where the two leads talk face to face,sort of.Rest of the time is spent using the same footage of the same phone call,redubbed a couple of times.
The plot revolves around a gang feud (where both gangs dress like the blues brothers,or in one scene lumberjacks) and a group of international rich business crime lord kinda guys who are also ninjas.
the rest of the plot involves one on one ninja battles and lots of shootouts.the only way to sum up this movie is to put in a couple of quotes.
In an hilarious Australian Accent"get him,or I'l get you!"
"you must use the Chinese against the Chinese,Your playing the game of death!"
"He cant win,i have two aces in my hand.But what if he pulls out three kings?"
In conclusion the film is a triumph of how good a bad film can be.The greatest element of the story though comes half way through,when the funeral director appears.This is one of the funniest scenes of all time,and I'm counting every film ever made.The guy has the lo0udest voice ever and shouts out,HATS OFF!,KNEEL DOWN!,FIRST BOW!,SECOND BOW!,THIRD BOW!.He also gets a line at the end of the film which consists of one word which cannot be understand,it goes something like blring
All in all a classic movie,up there with plan 9 from outer space and all the other godfrey ho movies