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Quicksand (2023)
Dentist trip preferred
So I watched this with a friend who had a wisdom tooth removed this week and had a considerably better time during that dentist trip than watching this film.
We absolutely love a rubbish film but this went too far. TOO FAR!
All I could think about was how comfortable they looked standing up in the apparent quicksand, plus why does the woman look stoned all the time, and how much more condescending can the man get?
All in all, an actual genuine waste of time. Which is coming from a lover of terrible films. I dont even have more words but I'm being forced to find some for this review/warning.
Oh yes, a final thought is how are people's faces so clean coming out of that mud? Seriously.
The Midnight Meat Train (2008)
I watched it so you don't have to.
I'm no pretentious film buff and I thoroughly enjoy films that are a bit rubbish and don't make sense but this...what the heck was this?! No part of it worked in my mind that generally has very low film standards.
One star given for the reminder that public transport late at night can be a bit of a risky business, so much appreciation for that.
It also created a good opportunity to brush the dog and shop for a new dress though so yay for that too. And it didn't put me off my dinner so a star for that alone.
And this whole "step away from the meat" line. Delivered impeccably by a fellow glaswegian but still nope.
Looking at the other good reviews, I'm flummoxed.