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8/10
Popcorn movie
17 December 2023
I give this an 8 not because it is a great movie but, within its "True Lies" genre, it delivers. I tend to get bored with non-stop action movies that spurt blood constantly and have no actual human characters. While it's improbable that the average middle aged couple look like the two leads and the whole thing is completely unbelievable, it at least paints an outline of characters and the cast is kind of lovable in their own tropes. Adolescent angst, mom boredom - yeah, it's a bit pain-by-numbers...but it flew past and I didn't check my watch or wonder when is this gonna end already??? - which is about 90% of the time with the crap the streamers make. (See "Leave the World Behind - no, honestly don't -should've been on the Sherwin Williams channel 'cause it was like watching paint dry!!). You want art? Go to a museum. You want to enjoy a little mindless entertainment with high production values and a pretty great pop soundtrack (yes! An all-too-brief clip of "Chaise Lounge" and the cheesiest song ever "Ice Ice Baby") then this is your ticket.
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Old (2021)
2/10
Was this produced for the Sherwin Williams Channel?
19 July 2023
Because it was like watching paint dry! Unique idea - terrible SLOW execution. Look at the wall in your house instead. The acting was pretty bad, especially the psycho doctor -his performance went beyond chewing scenery. The aging aspect was pretty well done overall but I could've done without some of the unnecessary gore. Better to leave some things to our imagination. Also plot: from the word go it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that every group has at least one ill person. I don't think that's a spoiler since it is put out these the opening 10-15 minutes of the film. If I sat through one more shot of the seashore I would've piled my eyes out.
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10/10
Uplifting!
9 August 2022
Warning: Spoilers
With only a few episodes left I feel I can safely assess this series as a 10. The writing is sharp, the actors extremely credible and the corny touches that might feel forced in any other show are pulled off with aplomb here. We wait for the eponymous character's hair to fly back, a scene of a whale or dolphin appears as if we're seeing into her head and BAM she has pieced together the most salient facts of a case that no one else could have and, inevitably, wins the case. What could hav been cheesy is so moving because we developed such an overwhelming empathy for her character. Is it a completely honest portrayal of someone "on the spectrum?" As a licensed mental health professional there are many moments where I thought "No..she wouldn't be smiling or expressing emotion the way she does" but overall they stay true to what someone with autism might be like. It's called a spectrum after all. The point is despite minor flaws this is the most positive portrayal of someone on the spectrum I've ever seen and I hope it helps people understand the challenges these humans face everyday - even when you have an astounding IQ of 164. I say human and not people because too often society treats these people as if they were sub-human. Sadly, these prejudices cross country and cultural divides.

ENOUGH PRATTLE. The most important thing is it's extremely ENTERTAINING.. it proves you don't need sex & violence to reach a mass audience EVEN WHEN YOU MAKE AMERICANS READ SUBTITLES!
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Almost Love (2019)
6/10
No subtitles & no subtext
22 May 2022
Mild, mindless & harmless way to pass a little time. Actors are all affable. Characters are barley a sketch of actual humans but it is a movie after all...but I don't think we even know what two of the main characters do for a living...yet they're all likably "messed up" in their own ways. Lots of highly photogenic NYC spots. Favorite throwaway line: "OMG The Whitney" as if a NY'er wouldn't know where the Whitney is (you would have to be blind not to see it before you came off the stairs from the Highline - there is an entrance up there)...did make me miss NYC for a hot second. Do a bunch of Wordle (the website not the Times) while you watch it - definitely don't need your whole brain for this. No loose ends and - shocking - everyone is happily paired up at the end.

IDKW they threw in a scene with an alcoholic parent. Is that a last ditch effort to give the character's pain some depth? Did they forget to edit it out? There is no backstory for these characters - there's barely a "now" story, unless you catch a street sign you don't even know where they live. Isn't where you live in NYC as much as your identity as what you do for a living?
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Q-Force (2021)
8/10
It's a CARTOON people. Jeez.
4 September 2021
Ack! Really taking this little show and projecting all your s-t on it? Either side of the aisle is being silly: it's a freaking cartoon for adults!! Some of these reviews are like treatises on queer culture, politics, even animation itself.

Oh puhleaze.

Nobody cares about your anonymous review, your outrage or why this is so spot on. It is something designed to simply be a distraction. I don't know what freaking planet y'all are living on but I could use a little distraction these days and 30 minutes of this does just that.

If you're going to use this show as your Rorschach test, that's say more about you than the show.
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1/10
No character - just boring silly convoluted plot
7 July 2021
💤💤💤💤OH I fell asleep trying to write something about this movie. 'Nuff said.
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2/10
Really? This is 2021???
16 June 2021
I wanted to like this so much. Good pedigree but almost painful to watch. This movie is a mess: not one song you could take home, the book is muddled at best, the camera work is awful - if I'm watching a big musical number and I don't have a clear view of the dancing what's the point of the choreography? - and it is in dire need of a decent editor. It's a cliche but what a massive waste of talent. Before my spouse fell asleep he said the talk-singing is Rent-ish but that's way too high a compliment...and it just goes on forever with no focus or development of the characters or storylines. The awkward nods to the current political climate fall flat especially considering that there are very few shades of color on display here. The light-skinned politics Spike Lee tried to blow up decades ago (in a bad musical among many films) are still with us and vividly on display in the incredibly beige cast. You can't have it both ways but this film does neither.
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Rent: Live (2019 TV Movie)
3/10
Such wasted potential
6 February 2019
Warning: Spoilers
I really wanted to like this. I wouldn't consider myself a Renthead but the show holds a singular place in my heart, validating my experience in the mid-late 80s in San Francisco & NYC as an entire generation died and no one me seemed to notice for years & years on end. This came out after the second wave of deaths in the 90s & right around the time the cocktails with protease inhibitors began to help people live with HIV. Before that people often went from no visible signs of illness to death in sometimes weeks not even months.

I saw it on Broadway several times, and a couple of road company versions, the very flat movie version and the filmed stage version with most of the original cast. I've listened to the original B'Way cast countless times. Okay maybe a little renthead-ish.

That said, I found this buried in my Hulu feed not knowing a thing about the production before watching it. The opening was promising - I was completely ready to accept a Mark that wasn't your stereotypical neurotic NY'er and the guy playing Roger was dead on with a solid stage voice (turns out to be the only reliable voice in the cast) - it went downhill so rapidly it's hard to decide how to describe just how embarrassingly bad this production is.

Top down: An incredible set that seemingly sprawls a city block rendered inert and lifeless by some pretty nauseating camerawork and that's a big issue - way too much looks like it's shot through a fish lens! AND WTF? Really? Overhead shots? Just because you can does not mean it's a good artistic choice. The audience is a terrible distraction when it's not just so loud it drowns out the singing completely. Caging an audience within a set was a terrible idea. There are moments I wondered what the people who were calmly sitting in their seats were thinking - there were rows of people with flat affect: emotionless. Balcony seats? It was a bizarre contrast to people lining the stage screaming or shots of people sanguinely mouthing the lyrics in their seats.

This version takes much expected cuts in language that do indeed weaken it but the lack of any rhyme or reason to the stupid little changes to offensive-neutral material is puzzling at best. It's Hicksville assh-s - not Jersey. Her character's inherent irony is that she's from white middle class Long Island! Suffice to say the originals had back story that made their characters more relatable; none of that is present in this incarnation.

The emotional content is spoiled further by performances that, to be kind, one might say, um, are spotty? They are not helped by either being over or under-miked throughout the production. Did anybody audition or what? It's painfully clear the majority of the cast is in way above they're heads AND vocal ranges - with the exception of Roger and THE nadir of the casting: this A-N-G-E-L is DOA (that is something the performer is doing but it's not singing).

AND SORRY... that last number with the original cast members? Completely muddled. The few notes sung by the original Collins just rubs in how bad these performers are. To quote a line from another famous musical "I felt nothing."
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