- [on the 2012 apocalypse] Good news! The Mayan calendar ends & we all die tomorrow so we don't have to plan for the future! Hence, I'm not wearing a condom right now! But now that I think of it I never wear condoms when I'm fully clothed & checking my email.
- I hope this question doesn't sound weird: When you're watching yourself on TV do you occasionally get off the sofa & make out with the screen?
- We are bound only by the limits of our imaginations.
- I like the idea of a world where people say 'normal' like it's an insult.
- Be kind to yourself, so you can be happy enough to be kind to the world.
- Death to normalcy.
- Even small acts of kindness can make a profound difference to somebody else.
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