A Shot in the Dark (1964)
Bryan Forbes: Camp Attendant
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[Arriving at Camp Sunshine]
Clouseau : I am here on official business and I am looking for someone in the recreation area.
Camp Attendant : Not unless you take off your clothes...
Clouseau : You, sir, are under arrest.
Camp Attendant : Arrest? What for?
Clouseau : For making lewd and suggestive remarks to an official of the French government.
Camp Attendant : Lewd and suggestive remarks?
Clouseau : Also for indecent exposure. Doesn't anyone wear any clothes around here?
Camp Attendant : No!
Clouseau : What?
Camp Attendant : This is a nudist colony!
Clouseau : [steps back in shock] ... a nudist colony?
Camp Attendant : Right, and nobody gets in unless they take their clothes off!
Clouseau : What, erm, all of them?
Camp Attendant : All of them, right down to your mustache.