The Great Race (1965)
George Macready: General Kuhster
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Quotes
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Professor Fate : Leslie escaped?
General : With a small friar.
Professor Fate : Leslie escaped with a chicken?
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Prince Hapnick : You! You're the cause of it all! It was your idea!
General : No, no your highness... Baron von Schtupp...
Prince Hapnik : I don't care, I don't care! You're banished. I'm getting a new tucker-inner! Banished, banished, banished!
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General : When we get back to the palace, you must trim your mustache. You must look exactly like the prince. Can you laugh?
Fate : What do you mean, can I laugh?
General : Well, the prince has a very individual laugh.
Fate : Like what?
General : Uh... ah ha HA ha ha.
[Fate tries to leave, but the General stops him and demonstrates again]
General : Ah ha HA ha ha.
Fate : HA HA HA HA HA.
General : No, that's too much bass. The prince is more of a soprano.
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Leslie : It's been my experience, General, that there is little advantage to winning if one wins too easily.
Prince Hapnik : Rah! Oh oh, rah! Oh rah! Oh rah ah ah! What do you think of that, General?
General : An admirable point of view, for anyone but a soldier. In my profession, to win is imperative. To win easily is a blessing.