You're a Big Boy Now (1966)
Peter Kastner: Bernard Chanticleer
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Quotes
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Jailer : [as he unlocks and opens Bernard's jail cell] Out you go.
Bernard Chanticleer : Why?
Jailer : You're out in custody. Your bail's been paid.
Bernard Chanticleer : [after a thoughtful pause] I've been in the custody of my parents for almost twenty years now. And they've taught me nothing but self-doubt, frustration, and perpetual guilt. I'm going to be in my own custody from now on. I won't go!
Jailer : A nice-lookin' girl paid it.
Bernard Chanticleer : I'll go!
[Gets up and walks out]
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Bernard Chanticleer : But Amy you were so ugly... Then.
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Barbara Darling : Take off your jacket. Relax.
[long pause]
Barbara Darling : Would you like a drink? Coffee?
Bernard Chanticleer : Coffee? A drink. Maybe better coffee. I mean, a drink of coffee.
Barbara Darling : I know what's wrong with you. You would like a glass of milk! But you're afraid to ask for because you'll think Barbara will think you're a little boy. But it's alright. You can ask Barbara for a glass of milk and she'll bring it to you. Go on. Ask Barbara for a glass of milk. Say: I want a glass of milk.
Bernard Chanticleer : I want a glass of milk.
Barbara Darling : You see? See how easy, sunshine?
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Margery Chanticleer : Remember my promise: If you don't smoke until you're 21, I'll give you a special no-smoking present. Say goodbye to Rover, he's heartbroken.
Bernard Chanticleer : Goodbye, Dog.
Margery Chanticleer : Don't eat too much, don't stay out too late, don't go to suspicious places to play cards, and stay away from girls. But most of all, Bernard, try to be happy.
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[I.H. notices his wife sobbing over an antique bible]
I. H. Chanticleer : Margery, your lint is settling on the Guttenberg Bible.
Bernard Chanticleer : Aw, to hell with your Guttenberg Bible. I hate your Guttenberg Bible!
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[first lines]
Raef Del Grado : You absolutely must not use the book elevator, Bernard.
Bernard Chanticleer : Who is she?
Raef Del Grado : It's illegal, it's dangerous and it'll only get you to trouble.
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Barbara Darling : You're perfect.
Bernard Chanticleer : Me?
Barbara Darling : Absolutely hunky dory perfect. You're just what I need in my life.
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Bernard Chanticleer : What's wrong with me?
Barbara Darling : Nothing that a firing squad couldn't fix it.
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Bernard Chanticleer : Can you hear me, dad?
I. H. Chanticleer : I'll see you in my office right now, big boy.
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Bernard Chanticleer : Well, gosh, I'm lonely and young. I'm always lonely even when I'm with people. Specially when I'm with people.
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Amy Partlett : [about Bernard's father making a pass at her] It was terrible.
Bernard Chanticleer : My poor mother.
Amy Partlett : Poor me!
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Bernard Chanticleer : What's her name?
Raef Del Grado : Darling. Barbara Darling. C'mon Bernard. A.P. is waiting for you.
Bernard Chanticleer : A.P.? Who is A.P.?
Raef Del Grado : Another Problem.
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Bernard Chanticleer : [Referring to Barbara's job as a go-go dancer] Why do you have to work there? Everybody looks up your dress. Don't you feel guilty?
Barbara Darling : Look, Bernie baby, I haven't known you too long, but it seems to me that you're getting to be a regular noodge. Remember when you wrote that sweet letter to me? I thought you'd be a person that would be FUN to be with.
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Margery Chanticleer : [Suggesting the family get away together and go to Cape Cod] You love Cape Cod. We'll go swimming every day...
Bernard Chanticleer : [Pushing her away] I HATE Cape Cod! I don't want to go anywhere WITH you, I want to get AWAY from you... I'll take "Dog".
Margery Chanticleer : Well, Rover is gone forever. Someone stole him!
Bernard Chanticleer : His name is "Dog". D-O-G DOG! He's my dog and that's what I chose to name him: DOG! I could have named him Rover, or Spot, or Fido or anything, but I didn't! I named him DOG!
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Amy Partlett : I have something for you.
Bernard Chanticleer : What is it?
Amy Partlett : I found this place where they sell five-cent pretzels.