Mad Monster Party? (1967)
Phyllis Diller: The Monster's Mate
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Quotes
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Francesca : [thinking] I can make the doctor's secrets mine before he bestows them on that Felix Flanken. And I can use Dracula to help me.
The Monster's Mate : [speaking to the Monster] Baby, Francesca is up to something with that Dracula. They both bear watching. Besides, it's her own fault for thinking so loud.
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The Monster's Mate : Stop behaving like the Statue of Liberty. Put down that torch.
Dracula : Yes, we can still make a deal.
Francesca : Make a deal with you? Not so long as I have wolfsbane for you, vampire, and a torch for you, Monster. Or is it a torch for a vampire and wolfsbane for a monster? Wolfsbane for a werewolf, and a torch for a vampire. No, it's a stake through the heart for a vampire and a silver bullet for a monster.
Dracula : [speaking to the Monster's Mate] I'll take the torch and you get the wolfsbane.
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The Monster's Mate : Remember what happened the last time you had a roving eye? I kept it in a jar for a week. Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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The Monster's Mate : [about the Mummy] I don't know how he got his invitation. He has an unlisted tomb. Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
The Monster's Mate : [about the Hunchback of Notre Dame] Didn't I see him at the Transylvania Gardens in the main event?
Dracula : The Hunchback of Notre Dame ain't a boxer.
The Monster's Mate : Afraid it'll ruin his looks, eh? Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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Baron von Frankenstein : Ah, my dear, you look so... er, ghastly.
The Monster's Mate : [flattered] Oh, Doctor.
Francesca : Oh, brother.