The Great Muppet Caper (1981)
Charles Grodin: Nicky Holiday
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Quotes
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Nicky Holiday : Miss Piggy... You're a very different looking woman. I'm so tired of the same type, those tall thin creatures with the long legs, the aquiline noses, the teeth like pearls, soft skin...
Miss Piggy : Yeah, well, I can see where that might make you sick to your stomach.
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Lady Holiday : Give Stanley a tip, Nicky.
Nicky Holiday : For complimenting you on your necklace?
Lady Holiday : No, because it's customary.
Nicky Holiday : I haven't any change.
Lady Holiday : Then give him something bigger.
Nicky Holiday : *Bigger*? I left my wallet at home.
Lady Holiday : You left your wallet in college.
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Kermit : But... Nicky, why are you doing this?
Nicky Holiday : Why am I doing this? Because I'm a villain. It's pure and simple.
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Lady Holiday : I have grave doubts about wearing these jewels. I feel as if thieves are breathing down my neck.
Nicky Holiday : [breathing down her neck] Thieves aren't breathing down your neck.
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Nicky Holiday : [Lady Holiday's necklace has just been stolen] What do you want me to do? I just spilled ketchup all over my cummerbund.
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Lady Holiday : Nicky, that's my new secretary dancing out there.
Nicky Holiday : Which one?
Lady Holiday : The pig.