History of the World: Part I (1981)
Dom DeLuise: Emperor Nero
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Quotes
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Marcus Vindictus : Oh, Caesar. I've spread civilization to the farthest reaches of the Empire! I've conquered and subdued the barbaric hordes in the name of Rome! I've penetrated into the farthest...
Emperor Nero : What's under the sheet?
Marcus Vindictus : Sheet?
Emperor Nero : SHEET!
Marcus Vindictus : Oh! Oh, the sheet! Yes, to begin with, Number One, a beautiful, hand-carved, alabaster...
[whips off the sheet]
Marcus Vindictus : Bathing basin!
Emperor Nero : Nice. Nice. Not thrilling, but nice.
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Emperor Nero : Here, wash this!