- Randy: [shouting over the noise just as the music ends] So, when can I see you again?
- Julie Richman: [embarassed] Gee, Randy... why don't you wait until the end of the evening to say these things?
- Randy: It's how I feel. It's what I want.
- Julie Richman: I'm here with you now.
- Fred Bailey: So, you wanna dance?
- Girl: In another life!
- Fred Bailey: Yeah, I didn't either. I was just taking a poll.
- Randy: No one is gonna tell me who I can score with! Now I want this chick, she wants me, so fuck it, we're goin' back.
- Randy: Where do you work?
- Julie Richman: At my parents' store.
- Randy: What do they sell?
- Julie Richman: Health foods.
- Randy: That's cool.
- Julie Richman: Like, it's not cool at all! Like, it's all this stuff that tastes like nothing and it's supposed to be so good for you. Why couldn't they, like, open a Pizza Hut or something?
- Julie Richman: I'll start my diet tomorrow.
- Stacey: You better watch out, because Randy might like the Hollywood lean look.
- Suzi Brent: Yeah, but blimps don't get to go out with Tommy.
- Julie Richman: Who?
- Stacey: Tommy.
- Julie Richman: Who?
- Stacey, Suzi Brent, Loryn: [in unison] TOMMY!
- Julie Richman: Fuck him!
- Julie Richman: Do you think she really does all the stuff she says?
- Stacey: You know, I think she does. I mean, who could make up 'That stuff tastes like Clorox.'?
- Fred Bailey: [warily surveying party food] What you got running here, a bait shop?
- Suzi Brent: Like, it's sushi, don't you know?
- [points at each platter as she identifies them]
- Suzi Brent: Like, this here is tuna, that's flying fish egg, and that's sea urchin.
- Randy: This is pistachio paste, isn't it?
- [picks up a smear of wasabi with a chopstick and eats it; he then watches party guests enjoying the sushi]
- Randy: Dig in, Fred.
- Fred Bailey: [shudders] I think I'll go get something to drink.
- Julie Richman: Yeah, but Tommy can be such a dork, ya know? Like he's got the bod, but his brains are bad news.
- Suzi Brent: But he is bitchin'. You really are so lucky, Julie.
- Julie Richman: I know, but we've been going together so long now. Like I'm beginning to think I'm a piece of furniture or something, like an old chair!
- Loryn: Oh, bad news!
- Julie Richman: [glancing at Brad] I definitely need something new.
- Julie Richman: [arguing about staying out all night] Why can't you just punish me like Stacey's parents?
- Sarah Richman: Bad karma, dear!
- [behind the stage curtain at the Valley High junior prom]
- Fred Bailey: Ahh! Stacey! Hey, man, check out Stacey!
- Randy: I don't wanna see Stacey.
- [peeks from behind the curtain in time to see Tommy kiss Julie on the dance floor]
- Randy: Ugh! That's it! Man, I've had it with you, Bailey!
- Fred Bailey: What? I didn't think her haircut was that bad.
- Randy: What do you mean, her haircut? I just want to know what the rest of this grand plan of yours is.
- Fred Bailey: No, man, this is it! Simplicity at its finest.
- Randy: Simplicity at its finest. Well, at least you got us here. So let's...
- Randy and Fred (in unison): ...crush that fly!
- Steve Richman: [about Julie] Sarah, do you know how much she looks like you?
- Sarah Richman: Do I still look that way?
- Steve Richman: Better!
- Tommy: [about his recent break-up with Julie] Who else is there? No other Val dude can touch me. She must really be freaking out.
- Stacey: Fred?
- Fred Bailey: Stacey?
- Stacey: God, you're so weird! Go away!
- Fred Bailey: My little pickle. My darling.
- Stacey: Like, this is so embarrassing.
- Fred Bailey: Well, I think you're cute.
- Stacey: My God.
- Fred Bailey: Hey, man. 23727 Sierra Vista.It's a party. It's going to be amazing, I've seen the chicks. I know about these things and I've got a feeling about this. It's going to be hot, I'm telling you. And it's in the valley.
- Randy: What?
- Fred Bailey: The party. it's in the valley.