Rock-A-Doodle (1991)
Charles Nelson Reilly: Hunch
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Quotes
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Hunch : I got 'em! I really got 'em! No more kitty, Sir! Mission...
[snickers]
Hunch : ...accomplished!
Grand Duke : And the dog?
Hunch : Gone, wiped out, sir!
[the Duke laughs wickedly at this]
Hunch : Total and complete annihilation!
Grand Duke : Annihilation! Yes... h-h-h-how did you do it?
Hunch : Adequately.
Grand Duke : Uh, ade-ade-ade, wh-what's that supposed to mean?
Hunch : Well, Uncle, we sucked them into an adequate pipe.
Grand Duke : Eh, what?
Hunch : That's what it said. "Danger: Adequate Pipe."
Grand Duke : [with forced calm] Oh ho ho, Hunch... come to Uncle.
[Hunch approaches; the Duke turns Hunch into a chicken-type thing]
Grand Duke : YOU IMBECILE! That's not an "Adequate Pipe." It's an AQUEDUCT PIPE! It leads straight to the city!
[the Duke turns Hunch back to normal]
Grand Duke : The Duke gives you one last chance, Hunch! Them or you!
[throws a meat cleaver down right next to him]
Grand Duke : Get to the city!
Hunch : Oh, not the city, sir! Oh, no! It's too bright! I'll go blind!
Grand Duke : Oh, say it isn't so.
[hands him a pair of sunglasses]
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[after the Grand Duke is turned into a tiny owl, he is surrounded by a mouse and a chick, who frighten him as he falls into the water. Hunch catches him]
Grand Duke : [in a squeaky voice] Hunch! It's me, Uncle Dukey!
Hunch : Uncle Dukey?
[laughs as he holds a fly swatter behind his back]
Hunch : Come here!
[tries to strike the Grand Duke with it]
Grand Duke : Hunch, no!
[Hunch chases him with the fly swatter as they get into the clouds]
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[repeated line]
Hunch : Uncle Dukey!