Toy Soldiers (1991)
T.E. Russell: Hank Giles
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Quotes
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Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry : Man, this stuff is great. It's opening up my lungs, it's making me breathe easier.
Ricardo Montoya : Evidently it's making you fart easier, too.
Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry : I didn't fart.
Ricardo Montoya : It's the first rule of prep school etiquette. When you're in a basement with no windows, don't fart.
Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry : No, the first rule of prep school etiquette is to pretend you're asleep when your roommate's beating off.
Henry "Hank" Giles, III : No, the first rule of prep school etiquette is to wait until your roommate falls asleep before beating off.
Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry : Was that a personal remark directed at me, roommate?
Henry "Hank" Giles, III : Choke your chicken. It's yours.
Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry : You slap your monkey all the time! I can't sleep at night!
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Henry "Hank" Giles, III : This had better not be mouthwash.
William "Billy" Tepper : Trust me.
Henry "Hank" Giles, III : [after drinking] Trust me... Asshole, this *is* mouthwash!
William "Billy" Tepper : No, it's not.
Ricardo Montoya : It tastes like mouthwash. What the hell is it?
William "Billy" Tepper : Four parts 100 proof Vodka. Two parts Peppermint Schnapps for that *mouthwash* flavor and one part Crème de Menthe to make it green.
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Henry "Hank" Giles, III : Mouthwash?
William "Billy" Tepper : Yes, mouthwash... but maybe not.
Henry "Hank" Giles, III : What's the deal, Billy? Are you trying to tell me my breath stinks?
William "Billy" Tepper : I wasn't saying your breath stinks. Why do you take everything so personally? Damn, Hank.
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Henry "Hank" Giles, III : Well, we managed to stay together anyways.
Ricardo Montoya : Yeah, that's my ambition in life - to die with you guys.
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Joseph "Joey" Trotta : We can't just sit by and let these bastards fuck with our lives.
Henry "Hank" Giles, III : Do we have a choice?
Joseph "Joey" Trotta : Yes.
Jonathan "Snuffy" Bradberry : Um, guys? Can we change the subject? I'd like to go to bed without wetting my pants.