Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994)

Charlotte Coleman: Scarlett - Wedding One

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• Scarlett : Have you got a boyfriend?

  Young Bridesmaid : Yes.

  Scarlett : What's his name?

  Young Bridesmaid : Dolph. He's good at table tennis. What about you?

  Scarlett : No. Afraid not.

  Young Bridesmaid : Why not?

  Scarlett : Don't know. Because most of the blokes I fancy think l'm stupid and pointless - and, so, they just bonk me and then leave me. And the kind of blokes that do fancy me, I think are drips. I can't even be bothered to bonk them. Which does sort of leave me a bit nowhere.

  Young Bridesmaid : What's bonking?

  Scarlett : Well, it's kind of like table tennis, only with slightly smaller balls.

• Charles : Oh! Fuck! Fuck!

  Scarlett : Fuck!

  Charles : Oh, fuck! Fuck!

• Gareth : Scarlotta! Fabulous dress. The ecclesiastical purple and the pagan orange symbolizing the mystical symbiosis in marriage between the heathen and Christian traditions?

  [pause] 

  Scarlett : That's right.

• Scarlett : What are you up to today?

  Charles : Oh, yeah. I'm a... Well, I'm taking advantage of the fact that for the first time in my entire life, it's Saturday and I don't have a wedding to go to.

• Scarlett : They say rubber's mainly for perverts. Don't know why. Think it's very practical, actually. I mean, you spill anything on it and it just comes off. I suppose that could be why the perverts like it.

• Scarlett : [At wedding one, the bride walks down the aisle]  Oh, isn't she lovely?

  Fiona : Scarlett, you're blind. She looks like a big meringue.

• Charles : What turn off? Better not be the B359.

  Scarlett : It's the B359.

  Charles : Fuck it!

• Scarlett : Fuck!

  Charles : Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

  Scarlett : Fuckity, Fuck.

  Charles : Bugger.

• Scarlett : Hi. My name's Scarlett. Don't let me drink too much cause l'll get really flirty.

• Scarlett : Hello. My name's Scarlett. Named after Scarlett O'Hara, but much less trouble. What's your name?

  Chester - Wedding Three : My name's Rhett.

  Scarlett : No. Not really?

  Chester - Wedding Three : No, not really. In fact, it's Chester.

  Scarlett : You kidder!

• Scarlett : I always imagine Americans are gonna be dull as shit.

• Gareth : A toast! Before we go into battle. True love. In whatever shape or form it may come. May we all in our dotage be proud to say, 'l was adored once, too.' True love.

  Charles , Fiona , Tom , Scarlett , Matthew : True love!