The Little Rascals (1994)
Bug Hall: Alfalfa
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Quotes
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Alfalfa : Then the clouds opened up and God said, "I hate you, Alfalfa!"
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Stymie : You're not thinkin' about Darla, are ya?
Alfalfa : No, of course not.
George "Spanky" McFarland : Good.
Alfalfa : I wonder if she's not thinking of me, too?
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Alfalfa : I'm usually a lover, not a fighter, but in your case, I'm willing to make an exception!
[punches Butch and he falls in the mud]
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Alfalfa : Is Spanky home?
Spanky's Dad : Sorry, Alfalfa. Spanky isn't here.
Alfalfa's Dad : I'm sorry, Spanky, Alfalfa's not here.
George "Spanky" McFarland : Darn.
Alfalfa : Darn.
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Alfalfa : All knights ride into battle wearing the colors of their lady fair!
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Alfalfa : Everything's working out perfectly. The guys are at the swimming hole, and I'm home with a tooth ache. Nothing could possibly go wrong.
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Alfalfa : [during the bloopers at the end] I winded my ear up.
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Alfalfa : [to Spanky] Don't talk to me you Benedict Arnold! You, you Judas Priest!
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George "Spanky" McFarland : [during the Go-Cart Derby] You snot wads stole our racer!
Butch : Finders keepers, losers suck!
Alfalfa : Ahhh - bite me!
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A.J. Ferguson : [to Spanky] Ah, the strong, silent type, eh?
Alfalfa : Don't take this personal, lady, but my pal's real disappointed.
A.J. Ferguson : Ohh! What's the matter, sugar pie?
George "Spanky" McFarland : Well, we were just kinda hopin' that... A.J. Ferguson was gonna give us the trophy.
A.J. Ferguson : Well, boys, today's your lucky day.
[takes off patch on her suit, revealing her name "A.J. Ferguson"]
A.J. Ferguson : 'Cause that's exactly who I am!
George "Spanky" McFarland : [shocked] You're the best driver there is!
A.J. Ferguson : Well, thank you very much! You didn't do so bad yourself!