Father of the Bride Part II (1995)
Steve Martin: George Banks
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Quotes
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Matty Banks : I'm, 4-foot 6, I don't shave, I don't have a job, and I'm gonna be an uncle. Is there something weird about that?
George Banks : Finally, someone who thinks like I do.
Nina Banks : Oh, yeah, a 12 year old.
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George Banks : I have to admit, having Franck at the house did help. Although I had no idea what he did there all day.
Franck Eggelhoffer : [Marching] Do the baby 'vorkout'! Make those babies gleefull! Oh, that's good. Little tin soldiers. Happy tin soldiers. Richt. And now with an attitude.
[throws head back]
Franck Eggelhoffer : Hello! Who you? Get 'avay'! I don't like 'vat' you say!
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George Banks : Now, going to the movies, that'll be economical: one child, two seniors, thanks.
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George Banks : Mr Habeeb, please, You see this pathway? I laid these bricks with my own two hands, I planted this grass, I built this fence, I BROKE THAT WINDOW WITH A FRISBEE, I painted these shutters. Don't bulldoze my memories man sell me back my home.
Mr Habeeb : For how much?
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George Banks : [talking about his baby's name] Franck Banks - has sort of a continental ring to it.
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George Banks : We could sell this house in a second. It's the Leave It to Beaver house that everybody wants.
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George Banks : What are we, the Schmaltz family?
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George Banks : Mr Habeeb, this is not a piece of land. This is my home and I'm gonna be a father again and I don't want to bring my baby home to a condo on the beach! I wanna drive down that street and I wanna pull into this driveway and I wanna honk my horn...
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George Banks : What am I supposed to do? Sleep standing up?
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Nina Banks : Matty, what's going on?
Matty Banks : May I be excused?
Nina Banks : No, no sir. You may NOT be excused.
[George gets up to leave]
Nina Banks : George?
George Banks : The guy offered me $10,000 to be out of the house in ten days.
Nina Banks : The guy offered you $10,000 to out of the house in ten days?
John MacKenzie : I hope you took it, George.
Matty Banks : He did. And he threw in Mom's favorite dishes just to close the deal.
Nina Banks : George!
George Banks : [yells an order in Arabic]
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George Banks : [regarding Nina's pregnancy] That was a moment of pure insanity!
Dr. Brooks : Would you like to know how many moments of pure insanity I've delivered over the last 20 years?