Out to Sea (1997)
Brent Spiner: Gil Godwyn
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Quotes
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Herb : [to Gil Godwyn while in the lifeboat] Listen to me, you sniveling little brown-nose. I have lived for 71 years, I've fought a war, I've buried my wife and I've survived 48 white sales at Gimble's. So if you think a little fop like you is gonna stop me, you've got another think coming!
Gil Godwyn : How DARE you speak to me like that!
Charlie : May I say something, sir?
Gil Godwyn : No you may NOT!
[Charlie blows an air horn in Gil's face]
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Gil Godwyn : I'm your worst nightmare: a song-and-dance man raised on a military base.
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[Ellen heard Gil's rant]
Ellen Carruthers : You know, Gil. I never believed it but it's true. You really *are* an asshole!
Gil Godwyn : [flustered] I was simply doing my job.
Ellen Carruthers : Oh, you have no job. You're fired. Mac, as of now, you're my new CD.
Jonathan Devereaux : [as Ellen starts to leave] What about *me*?
Ellen Carruthers : [pointing to Mac] You're... his friend.
[leaves]
Ellen Carruthers : [Mac and Jonathan turn on Gil]
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[Herb and Charlie have successfully left the ship in the lifeboat]
Gil Godwyn : [furiously] I hope your boat capsizes and you drown like bloody rats!
[Ellen Carruthers walks in at this point]
Gil Godwyn : When that old bag makes me VP, I'll see to it you two never work on a cruise ship again as long as you LIVE!
[turns around, sees Ellen]
Gil Godwyn : [shocked, but tries to save face] Good evening, Ellen.
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[Mac has replaced Gil as the Cruise Director]
Gil Godwyn : What's she talking about?
Mac Valor : She's talking about "Button that button, you little prick!"
[leaves]
Jonathan Devereaux : Prick.
[leaves]
Jonathan Devereaux : [Gil stands there, still in shock]
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Gil Godwyn : [Sniffing Charles] Is that cologne, or Armor All?
Charlie : That's close, close. It's cologne, but I bought it at a gas station.
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Gil Godwyn : We shall have to call the Guinness Book of Records about your friend Charlie.
Herb : What? Now what?
Gil Godwyn : Oh, he's taking the longest piss in freaking recorded history
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Herb : I'll tell you the truth, Gil, I lost my wife not too long ago...
Gil Godwyn : Oh, good. Good! Tell it to the ladies. They eat it up.
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Gil : I've got my eye on you, Gordon.
Charlie Gordon : You're not so bad yourself! Heh! Heh! Heh!