Out to Sea (1997)
Dyan Cannon: Liz LaBreche
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Quotes
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Charlie Gordon : Liz... from the first moment I saw you on that ship... it was my intention to lie to you, I swear.
Liz LaBreche : Well, *that's* sweet.
Charlie Gordon : What I didn't intend, was falling in love with you.
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Charlie : I'm waiting for my sexual prime.
Liz LaBreche : And just when do you think that's gonna happen?
Charlie : [Charlie looks at watch. She laughs] In about five minutes.
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Liz LaBreche : [Charlie fakes a fall onto the deck to hide from Gil spotting him fraternizing with Liz] Oh, what's the matter? Are you all right?
Charlie : An old football injury.
Liz LaBreche : College?
Charlie : No, professional. The Jets blew a 30-point lead against the Dolphins. I tried to throw my TV set out the window.
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Charlie : What do I look like, a schmuck?
Mavis : The jury's still out on that one.
Liz LaBreche : Shut up, ma. We're keepin' him.
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Liz LaBreche : My husband was in the oil business with my dad. If daddy trusted him, I figured I could trust him, too.
Charlie : So, what happened?
Liz LaBreche : Well, as it turned out, there were a lot of test wells he was drillin' on the side.
Charlie : Should've had him neutered.
Liz LaBreche : Oh, I did, ha ha. Except I used an attorney instead of a doctor.
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Mavis : Hah! A couple of gold diggers, comin' up empty. That's terrific!
Charlie : We've still got the check from Carswell for $18,000.
Liz LaBreche : But I thought you tore that...... .
[shows her the check taped back together]
Liz LaBreche : You TAPED it!
[laughs]