The Amanda Show (1999–2002)
Josh Peck: Regular Performer, Various
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Quotes
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[the substitute teacher is getting frustrated with the "gifted class."]
Substitute Teacher : And no more of your dumb rhymes!
Rhyming Student : Not even sometimes?
Substitute Teacher : Stop that now!
Rhyming Student : Go squeeze a fat cow?
Substitute Teacher : One more time and you'll get detention!
Rhyming Student : Okay! I promise, I'll pay attention.
Substitute Teacher : That's it, young man! You are out of this class!
Rhyming Student : Whoa, my dad's gonna kick my...
Substitute Teacher : QUIET!
Rhyming Student : RIOT!
Substitute Teacher : STOP!
Rhyming Student : COP!
Substitute Teacher : BILLY!
Rhyming Student : SILLY!
Substitute Teacher : AAAAAAH!
Rhyming Student : WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAH!
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Laurie : I don't like this story!
Pauly : She don't like this story!
Tony Pajamas : I got ears.
Pauly : He's got ears.
[Tony smacks Pauly upside the head]
Pauly : What was that for?
Tony Pajamas : For being an idiot.
Pauly : Okay.
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Amber : Debbie, read her her question.
Debbie : Oh yeah. Okay. If you were stranded on a desert island and could only bring one item, what would you thumb?
Penny : Pardon?
Debbie : What would you thumb?
Penny : What would I thumb?
Debbie : That's what it says.
Amber : Debbie... that's your thumb!
Debbie : Oh! What would you bring?
Penny : Well, I'd probably bring my prettiest bra. It hooks in the front! And I'd bring my special medication!
Amber : You can only bring one item.
Penny : But... but, that's hard!
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Penelope Taynt : Hello, please!
[Drake and Josh jump and scream]
Drake : You're not supposed to be in here!
Penelope Taynt : Too bad, Jake!
Josh : [giggles] Jake.
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Irritated Boy : [after Courtney has somehow yanked his white briefs off, and held them up for the entire theater to see] Hey, those are my underpants!
Crazy Courtney : Mwaa-haa!