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Quotes
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Mick "Crocodile" Dundee : [just before leaving curator's office, he notices a painting] Who painted this?
Curator : Pablo Picasso.
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee : I'm a drinkin' man myself, but I've never been *that* wasted.
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Mick "Crocodile" Dundee : Couldn't you just buy the actual paintings?
Phil : Maybe for a big motion picture like Mission Impossible 3. But I haven't seen Tom Cruise around the set, have you?
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee : [thinking] Tom Cruise... what's he look like?
Phil : [confused] Like Tom Cruise. Geez Mick, were you born in a cave?
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee : Yeah! How'd you know that?
Phil : Never mind.
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The Wendy's Girl : Welcome to Wendy's. How may I help you?
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee : Good evening, Wendy!
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[Driving into Wendy's Drive-Thru]
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee : Now, you pick out what you want on that menu there. Then you yell it out into that box. Then in 2 minutes, you're scoffing it down, without even getting out of the car.
Jacko : So, you can eat like a pig... and nobody can see you.
[winks]
Jacko : Clever buggers, these yanks.
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Miss Mathis : Your son says that you're a hunter, and that you hunt and kill crocodiles.
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee : Aw, geez he should know better than that, Crocodiles are protected. I don't kill them, I catch them alive.
Miss Mathis : [amazed] Oh!
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee : Don't you worry. There'll be no more fibs.
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Sue Charleton : So did he behave?
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee : Oh, yeah he was no trouble.
Sue Charleton : Not you. I was talking to Mikey!
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[After foiling some gangsters who try to mug them]
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee : Now I know why they call L.A. 'The city on wheels'.
Jacko : Why's that?
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee : Well they don't even get out of there car to mug ya.
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Mikey Dundee : Boy, she was a chatterbox!
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee : Yeah mate, American woman.
Mikey Dundee : She's got a nice arse.
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee : Yeah.
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Mick "Crocodile" Dundee : im always getting mugged i must look rich.
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Mick "Crocodile" Dundee : The Film is the Alibi for the Insurance Fraud.
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Mick "Crocodile" Dundee : the people in california are nice and fridley folks untill they get on the road then the act like crazed wombats.