Someone Like You (2001)
Marisa Tomei: Liz
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Quotes
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Liz : Why feed me all that romantic bullshit if he's just gonna cheat on me?
Jane : Two words: Coppulatory Imperative.
Liz : Excuse me?
Jane : The biological urge to spread their seed. The truth is, less than 5% of all male animals are monogamous. The other 95% are...
Liz : ...Plucking Penelope Pope.
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Liz : [referring to Ray's girlfriend] If he mentions her, just smile politely and change the subject.
Jane : Why?
Liz : Because if you bring her up, he's gonna feel pushed and resentful. This way it's like, no pressure. I'm happy. I'm healthy, getting sex other places.
Liz : Lizzie, where do you get this stuff?
Jane : snagmen.com, it's very informative.
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Liz : Time wounds all heels.
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Liz : Wow, there's the cynical bitch we know and love.
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Street Vendor : Are you going to buy anything or not?
Liz : Shush, shush, I'm concentrating.
Street Vendor : Ok.
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Liz : There's the cynical bitch I know and love.