Holes (2003)
Tim Blake Nelson: Dr. Pendanski
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Quotes
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Mr. Sir : What're we gonna do?
The Warden Walker : You'll do as I say.
[puts her hat on and leaves]
Mr. Pendanski : What did she say?
Mr. Sir : Not much.
Mr. Pendanski : What do we do?
Mr. Sir : You'll do as I say.
[puts his hat on and leaves]
Mr. Pendanski : But you didn't say anything either.
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Mr. Pendanski : D-I-G. What does that spell?
Zero : [takes shovel and whacks Mr. Pendanski across the face with it] DIG.
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Mr. Pendanski : No one cares about Hector Zeroni.
Stanley : I do.
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Mr. Pendanski : You are here on account of one person; do you know who that one person is?
Stanley : Yeah, my no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather, that's who it is.
Mr. Pendanski : No, you.
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Mr. Sir : There ain't nothing down there. We woulda found it by now.
Mr. Pendanski : I wouldn't tell the queen bee that.
Mr. Sir : I ain't on stupid pills!
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Mr. Pendanski : It smells like puke from a mule been 'ruminating on asparagus for two weeks.
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Mr. Pendanski : Good morning, Theodore!
Armpit : Man, it's Armpit! I don't know no fool named Theodore.
Mr. Pendanski : Well, I don't know no fool named Armpit.
[Hands him water]
Mr. Pendanski : Here's your water, who-ever-you-are.
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Mr. Pendanski : They all have their little nicknames, however I prefer to use the names their parents gave them,the names society will recognize them by.
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The Warden Walker : How about you dig, and Caveman can fill the canteens? So what do you want to do?
Mr. Pendanski : I'll fill the canteens.
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Mr. Pendanski : I'll have the chicken tenders, Warden.
[falls down again]
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Mr. Pendanski : Stanley, if you've got any questions, just ask Theodore. Theodore will be your mentor. Got that, Theodore?
Armpit : Yeah, man. Whatever, dude.
Mr. Pendanski : I'm depending on you. It should be no labor to be nice to your neighbor.
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The Warden Walker : Dr. Pendanski, drive X-ray back to camps. Give him double shower tokens and a snack. But first, fill everyone's canteen!
Mr. Pendanski : I already filled them!
The Warden Walker : Excuse me?
Mr. Pendanski : I had already filled them when you drove up in the car.
The Warden Walker : Excuse me, did I ask you when you lasted filled them?
Mr. Pendanski : No, you didn't but...
The Warden Walker : Excuse me, now these fine boys have been working hard. Don't you think it just might be possible they have taken a drink since you filled their canteens?
Mr. Pendanski : It's possible.
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Mr. Pendanski : Here, Theodore.
Armpit : Man, the name is Armpit.
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Mr. Pendanski : The early mole digs the deepest hole.