Pieces of April (2003)
Katie Holmes: April Burns
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Quotes
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April Burns : I'm the first pancake.
Evette : What do you mean?
Eugene : She's the one you're supposed to throw out.
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April Burns : Once, there was this day... this one day when... everyone realized they needed each other.
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April Burns : Please give me my stupid fucking turkey!
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April Burns : [discussing old-fashioned turkey shaped salt and pepper shakers that Bobby bought] We had these when I was a kid.
[pause]
April Burns : The one time Joy let me hold them she said, "Be careful, they're worth more than you are."
Bobby : Well, that's terrible.
April Burns : Next year they were gone.
Bobby : So, what happened?
April Burns : A hammer I was holding fell on them.
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Wayne : Do you know that good feeling that often comes from being helpful?
April Burns : Yes...
Wayne : I'm not having that feeling here.
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Eugene : You made boxed stuffing?
April Burns : Yeah. What's wrong with boxed stuffing?
Evette : Nothing! I'm sure it's a fine brand.
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April Burns : Well, the cranberries were easy. I just had to open the can.
Eugene : [needing support from his wife] Evette?
April Burns : [sensing Eugene's outrage] What? Oh, come on. Everyone likes it from the can.
Eugene : No one likes it from the can.
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Tish : There's something I need you to know.
April Burns : Okay.
Tish : I never eat anything that has a face.
April Burns : Oh, don't worry, you won't be eating it, I'll just be using your oven.
Tish : Yes, but for me, to know that there was once a living, breathing soul...
April Burns : I'm a vegetarian, I understand.
Tish : Yes, but I'm a vegan. And even the smell of flesh cooking... I don't think I can help you.
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April Burns : Are you Wayne...? Wayne with the new stove...?