Good Morning, Miami (2002–2004)
Mark Feuerstein: Jake Silver
Quotes
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Jake Silver : Do you not know what boinking is?
Claire : Yes, it's what you aren't doing.
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Jake Silver : There's something about your eyes and your smile... and it's not just that they light up a room. They're the gateway to a world I want to be a part of.
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Jake Silver : My hair is at the peak of its cycle. It's full, but not a Jake-fro.
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Jake Silver : Ok, now I'm gonna have to back up over you with my whoopass mobile.
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Claire : Jake, I need you to sign my paycheck.
Jake Silver : Claire, this is my paycheck.
Claire : You sound just like that bitchy teller.
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Roberta Diaz : You're actually willing to let him go? You must be a COMPLETE IDIOT.
Jake : That hurts... only because of your voice.
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[Gavin and Dylan have broken up and Jake goes to see Gavin]
Gavin : Who's there?
Jake : It's me, Jake.
[Gavin looks through the peephole, but can't see Jake]
Gavin : Prove it. Jump up.
Jake : Ha, ha. I'm short. Open the door.
Gavin : Why?
Jake : I don't think you should be alone tonight.
Gavin : Sure, make your move when I'm vulnerable.
Jake : Ha, ha. I'm *gay*.
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Jake : Roberta, you can't be serious. What, do you think Stone is Stone Phillips? He's not even McKENZIE PHILLIPS .
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[trying to convince Dylan there's nothing between him and Penny]
Jake : I mean, it's Penny. She's like my little brother.
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Jake : Yeah, well some girl named Penny was supposed to pick me up at the airport.
Girl : Oh, Penny. Well there's your problem. She's completely unreliable. I mean, she's hot, but all she does is scarf the free food, hang around the office and annoy people.
Jake : Well there's one in every office.
Girl : Yeah.
Jake : I'm Jake Silver.
Girl : I'm Penny.
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Jake Silver : Frank, this is beneath you...
Frank Alfano : Not true, Jake, I can go *much* lower.
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[Jake is smelling pillows on which Dylan sat, after she left]
Claire : You are smelling pillows?
Jake Silver : I can stop anytime I want!
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Jake Silver : Gavin, a little tough on the spelling-bee champ.
Gavin Stone : Hey, a girl that chunky should know how to spell dessert.
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Jake Silver : You know what sucks? Look at us, we're both easy-going, and smart, and funny. Why can't love be like this? You know, just two people hanging out. Easy, no angst, no drama, no -
Penny : - crystals?