The Dukes of Hazzard (2005)
Burt Reynolds: Jefferson Davis 'Boss' Hogg
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Quotes
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Luke Duke : [while Bo and Luke are getting arrested in the courthouse] Well, now, I guess the party's over.
Boss Hogg : Dam right it is! As long as I'm the County Commissioner in the great State of Georgia, you two are gonna rot in the penitentiary. Cuff them!
Daisy Duke : Excuse me, Rick Shankley? I believe the governor has a statement to make.
Governor Jim Applewhite : I do?
Daisy Duke : Yes, sir. You were going to tell everyone about how these boys are heroes for saving Hazzard County.
Governor Jim Applewhite : As everyone knows, I have always been a great friend to the environment, and these boys are environmental heroes!
Uncle Jesse : And you're going to pardon them for all of their crimes, huh?
Governor Jim Applewhite : Moreover, as Governor, I hereby pardon these boys for any and all offenses against the great State of Georgia. Go 'Dogs!
Uncle Jesse : Governor, I want to thank you for pardoning me too.
Boss Hogg : Pardon you for what?
Uncle Jesse : For this!
[Uncle Jesse punches Boss Hogg in the mouth]
Governor Jim Applewhite : Oh, what the hell. I pardon him too!
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Boss Hogg : I have $100 for whoever knocks that loudmouth son of a bitch out.
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Boss Hogg : [screaming into a CB radio] This is Boss Hogg. That road better be shut down tighter than a tick's ass!
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Rosco P. Coltrane : It appears them Duke boys made off with your safe.
Boss Hogg : I am officially upgrading the Dukes from "fly in my ointment" to "thorn in my side, and if they happen to elevate themselves to "pain in my ass"
[grabbing Rosco's nose with the tongs]
Boss Hogg : , I'm gonna boil you.
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Boss Hogg : But I need you there for two hours, son. Two hours. Kissing hands and shaking babies.
Billy Prickett : You got that backwards. It's shaking hands and kiss the babies.
Boss Hogg : Oh, yeah? Maybe that's why I lost that governor's election in '86.
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Prisoner #1 : Whoo, P! If you pop a feather in that hat maybe your man-hoe's would show you a little bit more respect, huzzah!
Boss Hogg : I have $100 here for whoever knocks that loudmouth son of a bitch out.
Prisoner #2 : [punches Prisoner #1 in the face]