Fat Albert (2004)

Jeremy Suarez: Russell

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Quotes 

• [a tear creates a portal] 

  Fat Albert : Hey, hey, hey! What is *that* thing?

  [Doris looks through the portal] 

  Bucky : It's a monster!

  Mushmouth : And it-be gonna-be come-a get bus!

  Old Weird Harold : Mushmouth thinks the monster will crawl in *here* and get us!

  Dumb Donald : [knocks his head thrice]  I am so *confused*!

  Fat Albert : It's not a monster! It's a girl! And she's crying. I'm going to help her!

  Bill : Albert, you can't go! We're cartoons, and this is our show!

  Fat Albert : I have no choice.

  [shrugs and runs to the portal] 

  Mr. Mudfoot : You go out there, you gonna poke your eye out!

  Russell : Why do adults always say, "You'll poke your eye out"?

• [Russell looks through a handmade periscope while sitting on a tyre swing in the junkyard; the Lead Teen smacks the back of Russell's head; the periscope breaks] 

  Lead Teen : I talked it over with my boys, and we want a Buck-Buck rematch.

  Russell : You do?

  Lead Teen : Yeah. We gonna be the Buck-Buck champions of the world!

  Russell : You can't be.

  Lead Teen : Why not?

  Russell : Fat Albert and the guys aren't here right now.

  Lead Teen : You mean, you're here by yourself? You know what *that* means, right?

  Russell : No.

  Lead Teen : It means that me and my boys are gonna take over the junkyard!

  Russell : You can't do that! This is Fat Albert's junkyard!

  Lead Teen : Oh, yeah? Well, *I* don't see Fat Albert anywhere!

  Russell : Help! Help!

  [the Lead Teen pushes the tyre swing and catapults Russell high into the air; Russell lands on a mattress and runs away] 

• Russell : Help! Fat Albert, you gotta help! They're gonna take over our show!

  Fat Albert : OK, Russell, we're coming! OK, Bucky, come on, you first since you got the... you-know-what hanging out.

  [Bucky nods] 

• [Dumb Donald jumps back into the TV, but his face has disappeared] 

  Bucky : Ooh, eyeballs, eyeballs! F-f-floating eyeballs!

  Russell : Where's your face, man?

  Doris : What happened to his face?

  Bill : He always wore a hat in the cartoon, so nobody ever drew him a whole face!

  Bucky : Put the hat on, Dumb Donald! Put the hat on!

  [Dumb Donald does so; Bucky, Old Weird Harold and Russell sigh] 

  Russell : That was a close one.