Enchanted (2007)

Marilyn Sue Perry: Bus Driver

Quotes 

• [Prince Edward rides on top of an MTA New York City Transit bus thinking it is a steel beast] 

  Prince Edward : You've met your match, you foul bellowing beast!

  [He takes his sword and stabs it through the roof of the bus, the blade also ripping open an old lady's bag in the process] 

  Bus Driver : [stops the bus]  Everybody stay on the bus.

  Prince Edward : Giselle? My love?

  Pip in New York : Giselle?

  Prince Edward : Right. The steel beast is dead, peasants! I've set you all free!

  Bus Driver : [gets off the bus and yells at Edward]  Are you crazy? Nobody stabs my bus! I'll tear you apart! Do you hear me? You get down here RIGHT NOW!

  Nathaniel : Madam, allow me...

  Prince Edward : Nathaniel, old friend!

  Nathaniel : Sire, may I suggest that you, uh...

  Bus Driver : You? A friend a' his? Crazy tight-wearin'... Are you tryin' to mess up my route?

  [Pip jumps onto her forehead, and mimics her] 

  Bus Driver : I'll tear you both apart! Don't you roll your eyes at me, you...

  [Nathaniel points at Pip, causing the driver to look up] 

  Bus Driver : A RAT! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!

  [She goes berserk and tries to get Pip off of her] 

  Prince Edward : Well, strictly speaking, he's a chipmunk.

  Nathaniel : Sire, may I suggest we seek elsewhere for your bride?