Interview (I) (2007)

Sienna Miller: Katya

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Quotes 

• Katya : Do you like fishnet stockings, Pierre? Wait. Let me rephrase. Why do you think it is that men like fishnet stockings so much?

  Pierre Peders : They look good on women.

  Katya : Fishnet stockings are a net, and the woman is imprisoned in this net like a fish. Do you get it?

  Pierre Peders : Yeah, and what about high heels?

  Katya : Well, high heels make walking very, very difficult. So you see, nothing would be more attractive to a man than a woman wearing fishnet stockings and high heels because she has trouble walking and she's imprisoned within this net and therefore he thinks she's easy prey. I know everything.

• Katya : [answering his question]  What makes a man attractive? A scar.

  Pierre Peders : Why?

  Katya : Because... most women have one too.

• Katya : [angry]  It's been very nice wasting time with you, Peter Peders.

  [she leaves restaurant table] 

  Pierre Peders : [louder, so she could still hear him]  You, too, Cunt-ya.

• Katya : Do you realize how many men would kill to be standing as close as you are now?

  Pierre Peders : [takes out the recorder]  How many?

  Katya : Most.

• Pierre Peders : I don't fuck celebrities.

  Katya : Well, I don't fuck nobodies.

• Pierre Peders : [she's laughing uncontrollably]  What the hell is wrong with you? You on drugs or something?

  Katya : You have to feel sorry for me. I mean, I probably have silicone for brains.

  Pierre Peders : Yeah.

  Katya : You know that bastard of a surgeon must have transferred some in there from my tits.

• Pierre Peders : Do you want to be taken seriously as an actress? Is that why you had your breasts reduced?

  Katya : You miss my tits, is that it?

  Pierre Peders : Well, don't you?

  Katya : They weren't even mine to begin with.

• Katya : And in the end, he was a gentleman.

• Pierre Peders : [up in starlet's loft]  This is some place you got here.

  Katya : The luxury of success.

  Pierre Peders : Well, when you move out, they can always make it an airport.

• Pierre Peders : Ah, right. So... were you always interested in acting?

  Katya : [looks at him blankly, then lets her forehead crash down upon the table]  God! Pierre, Pierre, Pierre! If I were a politician, would you ask me such uninteresting questions? Am I that boring to you?

  Pierre Peders : Okay. Why do you choose only *the* most commercial crap that's out there?

  [Katya draws from her cigarette] 

  Pierre Peders : Do you enjoy appearing in... B-movies and... horror films?

  [as she snubs out her cigarette:] 

  Pierre Peders : Do you think you're any good in them?

  Katya : [defensively]  I like my movies.

  [nods] 

  Katya : You know, I may not be a great actress, but I will be one day. And, yes! I enjoy entertaining millions upon millions of people. How large is your readership?

  Pierre Peders : Oh, you know, I have dozens of readers. And I doubt that *any* of them were entertained by your performance in... uh... what was it?

  [remembers:] 

  Pierre Peders : Life Of The Party.

  [as she picks up her glass:] 

  Pierre Peders : Now that was scary. But it was supposed to be a comedy, right?