Fred Claus (2007)
John Michael Higgins: Willie
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Quotes
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Willie : You sure you wouldn't be more comfortable on bottom?
Fred Claus : I don't think it's gonna make much of a difference, Willie.
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Willie : [about Fred's slade driving] Are you sure you've never done this before? Because you drive like an absolute pro... who makes a lot of mistakes.
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Clyde : Where do you think you're going?
Fred Claus : Delivering presents.
Clyde : No, you're not! Santa is the only one who can deliver the presents!
Willie : No, only a Claus can deliver the presents, and that is a Claus.
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Willie : Charlene, do you think it's possible we can make enough gifts to meet our quota?
Charlene : Baseball bats, lose four seconds, 55... Yeah, it is possible.
Willie : It is, but, Fred, that's not what the kids asked for.
Fred Claus : Yeah, but all that matters is that each of the kids get a toy. That they have something that they can open when they wake up in the morning. Most importantly, they all know there's somebody who's thinking about them.
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Fred Claus : [deleted scene] Wanna race? Go.
[he brushes his teeth]
Fred Claus : Look at how fast I go. I can get my tongue and the roof.
Willie : Fred, I don't want to be cheered up right now.