Ocean's Thirteen (2007)
Matt Damon: Linus Caldwell, 'Lenny Pepperidge'
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Quotes
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Linus Caldwell : [Linus is talking to his dad on the phone] No, Dad. It will work.
[Danny puts his hand out for the phone]
Linus Caldwell : No Dad, I won't put Danny on.
[Rusty puts his hand out for the phone]
Linus Caldwell : Or Rusty.
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Abigail Sponder : We're gonna have to let you go. Turn in your uniform.
Fired Waitress : I only gained 4 pounds. You can't.
Abigail Sponder : Yeah, well, your body index is not what it's supposed to be.
Fired Waitress : But Ms. Sponder...
Abigail Sponder : Oh, no, baby doll. It's your butt that's the problem.
[walks away]
Frank Catton : [voiceover] You can't fire no waitress based on appearance. Man, that's just unconstitutional.
Danny Ocean : If they were waitresses.
Linus Caldwell : Yeah, they're actually hired as 'models who serve' so that Bank can monitor their physical appearance.
Rusty Ryan : It's a cruel, cruel practice.
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Linus Caldwell : [passing Yen off as a whale] He owns all of the air south of Beijing.
Abigail Sponder : [disbelieving] The air?
Linus Caldwell : Let me put it to you this way: try building something taller than three stories in the Tiangjin province, and see if his name comes up.
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[Danny, Rusty, and Linus are talking to Benedict]
Rusty Ryan : It can't be done.
Linus Caldwell : We don't have the manpower.
Danny Ocean : Or the time.
Rusty Ryan : Or a way in.
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Linus Caldwell : [after Rusty and Danny get off the plane] Hey, where are Tess and Isabel?
Danny Ocean : It's not their fight!
Linus Caldwell : Whoa!
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Abigail Sponder : [after a small earthquake] What was that?
Linus Caldwell : You felt it too?
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Linus Caldwell : It is not a prop for prop's sake!
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Linus Caldwell : [as Abagail is standing behind the bar] Do you got wine back there?
Abigail Sponder : [seduced by his chemically engineered scent] I got everything you need back here.
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Linus Caldwell : We've shaken all the trees, we've looked under every rock, we've talked to everybody we can trust. I know it's not a great idea but it is an idea and as long as we have one idea we shouldn't give up.
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Linus Caldwell : [to Danny and Rusty at the airport] I'll see you, when I see you!
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Linus Caldwell : [on the phone with Danny] The specs aren't on the gray market, the black market or any other market. And all I keep hearing is there's never been a system like this. Now, I found out where they designed it, but I can't even get in the building! I've blown all my buy money, my bribe money, four of my best ID's and I am nowhere! Not only am I nowhere, I'm pretty sure I'm being followed.
Danny Ocean : [over the phone] Do you have anything?
Linus Caldwell : Yeah, I think I have a name but I don't even know if it's right. They're calling it...
Roman Nagel : [cuts scene] The Greco. The Greco Player Tracker.