"Filthy Rich" The First Heir (TV Episode 1983) Poster

(TV Series)

(1983)

Dixie Carter: Carlotta Beck

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Quotes 

  • Marshall Beck : Think of the money! Why they could be wealthier than us!

    Carlotta Beck : That wouldn't take much, Marshall. I have already been forced to buy my hosiery in eggs!

    [Carlotta hurls a L'eggs container at him] 

  • George Wilhoit : Wild Bill, Bootsie, do you feel you're being treated well?

    Bootsie Weschester : Oh goodness, yes! Everybody's just so considerate!

    Wild Bill Weschester : Especially Carlotta. Why she drove all the way downtown to the society editor's desk to get Bootsie and me cut out of a family Christmas picture, cuz our faces were in a bad light.

    Bootsie Weschester : She sure did! And she got out of a sickbed to do it too!

    Carlotta Beck : Well, nothing's too good for my loved ones!

  • Carlotta Beck : Really, Marshall, I thought we had this settled years ago. I have absolutely no intention of having a baby. Just because I am a woman, it does not necessarily follow that I enjoy being around little people who spit up on me.

  • Kathleen Beck : I just came by to tell you that I saw Bootsie and Wild Bill heading to bed earlier, and they had that special gleam in their eye.

    Carlotta Beck : Kathleen, this is hardly news. In case you haven't noticed, that "gleam" has been there as long as they have. I mean, we're talking about people who have a rabbit on their family crest!

  • Kathleen Beck : Why shouldn't I have a baby? I'm young and full of life! I have so much to give! Besides, it would be kind of fun to have a little person to cuddle up with.

    Carlotta Beck : Why not? You've cuddled up with everything else.

  • [Marshall and Carlotta are trying to adopt a child] 

    Carlotta Beck : Naturally, Mrs. Camp, we have certain requirements of our own.

    Mrs. Camp : I'd be very interested to know what those are.

    Carlotta Beck : For example, we'd hope the child would at least come from a good broken home. The important thing is that we get the child as quickly as possible.

    Mrs. Camp : Why?

    Marshall Beck : Because we're in a race... Against the clock! Because, uh... we're getting old.

  • Mrs. Camp : What qualities in your son do you think would make him a good father?

    Winona 'Mother B' Beck : Well, he's very good at meeting children on their own level.

    Carlotta Beck : Isn't that nice?

    Winona 'Mother B' Beck : He also has tantrums and still sleeps with a rubber sheet!

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