Married... with Children (TV Series)

Dial 'B' for Virgin (1994)

Ted McGinley: Jefferson D'Arcy

Quotes 

• Peggy Bundy : Hey, Al, guess what? They're having a sale at the video store. See? Right here.

  [Peggy shows Al the front page of the newspaper. The back of the paper has an ad for Virgin Hotline with a large picture of Bud on it] 

  Al Bundy : So, what do I care? Then go to the video store.

  Peggy Bundy : Well, I want you to come with me.

  Al Bundy : Oh ho ho, no. That's why we have cable, Peg. You can see the best and never leave your house. Watch.

  [Al turns on the TV] 

  TV Announcer : Tonight, Tom Selleck in Mr. Baseball. Then John Goodman is King Ralph. But first, Wings.

  Al Bundy : [turns off the TV]  I'll drive.

  Peggy Bundy : Mm-hmm.

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Hey, you guys mind if I hang out? If I go home, Marcy will know I'm not at my Unemployed Anonymous meeting.

  Al Bundy : Eh, have a good time.

  Jefferson D'Arcy : Thanks.

  [after Al and Peggy leaves, Jefferson turns on the TV] 

  TV Announcer : Welcome to The Naked Jell-O-Wrestling Championship!

  Al Bundy : [comes back]  Hey, that's a...

  [Peggy drags Al back out of the house]