- Insp. Joe Dominguez: Man, I wouldn't jump off of her for all the beans in Mexico.
- Insp. Nash Bridges: If I had me chasing me? You bet your ass.
- Insp. Joe Dominguez: You know, sometimes the rich are really hard to like.
- Insp. Nash Bridges: Bubba, what are you gonna do if one of those schemes of yours pays off and you get rich?
- Insp. Joe Dominguez: Oh, I'll be different.