Star Trek: The Next Generation (TV Series)

Deja Q (1990)

Gates McFadden: Doctor Beverly Crusher

Quotes 

• [Dr. Crusher is treating Q's back problems rather roughly] 

  Doctor Beverly Crusher : Well, don't expect too much sympathy from me. You have been a pain in *our* backside often enough.

  Q : [groans]  Your bedside manner's admirable, Doctor. I'm sure your patients recover quickly, just to get away from you!

• Doctor Beverly Crusher : [Beverly examines Q with a medical tricorder]  Well, if I didn't see it with my own eyes I wouldn't have believed it. According to this, you have classic back trauma. Muscle spasms.

  Q : I've been under a lot of pressure lately. Family problems.

  Doctor Beverly Crusher : Hmm, well don't expect too much sympathy from me. You have been a pain in our backside often enough.

  Q : [Beverly gleefully runs a medical instrument over Q's back, and he cries out in pain]  Your bedside manner's admirable, Doctor. I'm sure your patients recover quickly just to get away from you.