- Commander Pete Harkins: Your teacher tells me you've been studying some of the Delta Quadrant races that Voyager has described to us. Who can name one for me?
- Little Girl #1: The Talaxians.
- Commander Pete Harkins: Very good.
- Little Girl #2: The Ocampa.
- Commander Pete Harkins: That's right. Who else?
- Barclay: The Borg! The Borg! They assimilated my hologram! That's how it disappeared!
- Reg: I didn't mention this earlier, we won't hurt anybody's feelings, but you are the one who people are most looking forward to seeing.
- Seven of Nine: That's difficult to believe.
- Reg: Why?
- Seven of Nine: I was Borg.
- Reg: Exactly. You *were* Borg, but you escaped. And despite incredible odds, you managed to reclaim your humanity. No one's ever done that before; you're famous.
- Seven of Nine: Fame is irrelevant.
- Reg: Maybe, but you've given hope to everyone who's ever lost somebody to the Borg. You've inspired millions.
- Seven of Nine: If you think my participation in the "hoopla" would be beneficial to others, then I'll comply.
- Counselor Deanna Troi: Will and I decided to spend the rest of our vacation in Tiburon. We were wondering if you're free for dinner tonight.
- Barclay: Uh, I... oh, uh... I-I wouldn't wanna be a third nacelle.
- Tom Paris: Don't forget what the hologram said, Harry: This is Voyager.
- Harry Kim: A miracle ship!
- Tom Paris: Uh, not when it comes to getting us home. Our shortcuts have a tendency to blow up in our faces.
- Harry Kim: Well, that's looking on the bright side.
- Tom Paris: Well, remember Arturis and his quantum slipstream drive? Or, um... or how about the telepathic pitcher plant that made us think we were on our way home, right before it tried to eat the ship?
- Harry Kim: This is the best opportunity we've had.
- Tom Paris: Yeah, which is why we'll probably end up in the Gamma Quadrant.
- The Doctor: We can't afford to be cavalier, Reg. If these treatments don't work, the crew will wind up... liquefied.
- Reg: You're forgetting that the inoculations aren't designed to work alone. They were intended to work in combination with the shield modifications. It's the medicinal ying to the shield's yang.
- Reg: In accordance with the 74th Rule of Acquisition - Knowledge Equals Profit - I've enclosed the specifications you've requested.
- Counselor Deanna Troi: Tell me, what's the longest you've ever been incarcerated?
- Leosa: [laughs] You can't send me to prison, Counselor. I didn't do anything wrong.
- Counselor Deanna Troi: Maybe not, but I can order you held for psychiatric observation - extended observation.
- Leosa: I may not be a Betazoid, but I work a dabo table, and I know when somebody's bluffing.
- Counselor Deanna Troi: Try me.
- [Reg impersonates various senior officers, to the delight of the crew]
- Reg: [with Janeway's voice] Imagine my disappointment when I discovered that Lieutenant Paris had eaten all the scrambled eggs. It was pure, unadulterated gluttony, gastronomic conduct unbecoming a Starfleet officer. He knows it's my favorite breakfast, but he ate them anyway. We have an egg-mergency here, people. I want to know what you plan to do about it.
- Neelix: [barely containing himself] Maybe I can replicate some more, "Captain."
- Reg: [as Janeway] Do it!
- [Kim's hopes of returning home have been shattered]
- Tom Paris: If it'll make you feel any better, I'll let you in on a little secret: I was on the bridge this morning when we received a hail from an Iconian scientist. He claims to have a trans-dimensional gateway that can take us anywhere in the galaxy.
- Harry Kim: I'm not that gullible.
- B'Elanna Torres: It's true. I was there. The Captain doesn't want us to get our hopes up but, personally, I think we'll be home by the end of the week.
- Harry Kim: [rapt] Are you serious?
- [Paris snorts]
- B'Elanna Torres: [to Tom] You were right about him.
- [last lines]
- [Troi is trying to introduce Maril to Barclay, who has recently had some bad experiences with dabo girl and would-be teacher Leosa]
- Counselor Deanna Troi: Look, Reg, I know Leosa hurt you, but hiding inside a hologrid isn't the answer. You need to get out, meet new people.
- Barclay: This Maril wouldn't happen to be a dabo girl by any chance?
- Counselor Deanna Troi: She's a teacher, actually - a real one!
- Barclay: Are you sure?
- Counselor Deanna Troi: Don't worry, Reg. We've taken security precautions.
- Seven of Nine: What are you doing?
- Harry Kim: Tying the transceiver into the holodeck's pattern buffer.
- Seven of Nine: Those systems aren't compatible. You'll depolarise the relays.
- Harry Kim: Starfleet wouldn't have sent this hologram if it weren't important. I'm sure it's worth a few burnt-out relays.
- Seven of Nine: [there is a console-shattering kaboom. Seven examines the damage] You've overloaded the transceiver.
- Harry Kim: But I saved the hologram.
- The Doctor: I was starting to think you'd forgotten our tee time. So what'll it be? Pebble Beach at Sunset? The back nine at Gedi Prime?
- Counselor Deanna Troi: Do you have any idea how inappropriate it is to follow your therapist on vacation?