That's My Boy (2012)
Will Forte: Phil
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Quotes
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Phil : Let me introduce myself: Hello, I'm Phil, I'm married with four children, and I've actually only seen three vaginas in my entire life - my wife's, my baby's, and my aunt's once by accident on the back of a tandem bike.
Champale : [lifting her skirt] Well, here's #4, baby!
Phil : I'm going to count that as numbers four and five!
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Phil : I would have loved to bang my freshman geometry teacher, Mrs. Weiss. I think she would have too, but I was too afraid to ask.
Steve Spirou : I would have killed to have sex with my 8th grade biology teacher Mrs. Cohn.
Gerald : I once stole my middle school librarian's glasses to wear while I masturbated. What's up with that?
Grandma Delores : In my day, when you got in trouble, the headmaster slapped your hand with his dick.
Todd : She wins.