The Lego Movie (2014)
Will Arnett: Batman, Bruce Wayne
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Quotes
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Batman : [while under attack] To the Batmobile!
[the Bad Guys shoot at the Batmobile, blowing it up]
Batman : Dang it...
Wonder Woman : To the Invisible Jet!
[the Bad Guys shoot at an empty space next to the Batmobile, causing an explosion]
Wonder Woman : Dang it...
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Batman : I only work in black and sometimes very, very dark grey.
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Batman : [to Lucy] If this relationship is going to work out between us I need to feel free to party with a bunch of strangers whenever I feel like it. I will text you.
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Batman : I don't mean to spoil the party, but does anyone else notice we're stuck in the middle of the ocean on this couch? I mean it's not like a like a big gigantic ship is just gonna come out of nowhere and save us MY GOSH.
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Robot : [At the Octan loading bay] Who are you here to see?
Batman : I'm here to see... your butt!
Robot : Is that a last name Butt, first name Your...?
Robot : [Batman throws a Batarang at the Robot decapitating him] Oh, my gosh!
[Batman and Benny laugh then Batman throws another Batarangs at the gate button but fails to hit it]
Batman : Pow!
[he throws another which still doesn't hit it]
Batman : Wham!
[he throws another and misses again]
Batman : Kezap!
[he then repeatedly throws the Batarangs until it finally hits the button making it go green]
Batman : First try!
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Emmet : I'm just gonna come right out, I have no idea what's going on or what this place is at all.
Unikitty : Hi! I am Princess Unikitty, and I welcome you all to Cloud Cuckoo Land!
Emmet : So there are no signs on anything. How does anyone know what not to do?
Unikitty : Here in Cloud Cuckoo Land, there are no rules: There's no government, no baby sitters, no bedtimes, no frowny faces, no bushy mustaches, and no negativity of any kind.
Lucy : You just said the word "no" like a thousand times.
Unikitty : And there's also no consistency.
Batman : [the clown and the lizard man are dancing around him] I hate this place.
Unikitty : Any idea is a good idea except the non-happy ones. Those we push down deep inside where you'll never, ever, ever, EVER find them!
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[after Batman flies in and saves them]
Batman : Relax, everybody, I'm here.
Emmet : Batman!
[to Lucy]
Batman : What's up, babe?
Lucy : Babe!
Emmet : What?
Lucy : Oh, sorry.
[to Batman]
Lucy : Batman, this is Emmet.
[to Emmet]
Lucy : Emmet, this is my boyfriend. Batman.
Batman : I'm Batman.
Emmet : That's your boyfriend?
[Batman swerves his aircraft to avoid getting hit by Bad Cop as he chases after them]
Emmet : Batman, huh? Where did you guys meet?
Lucy : It's actually a funny story. Right, Bat...?
[she turns to see Batman has disappeared]
Bad Cop : There he is!
Batman : Police to meet you, Bad Cop.
[Bad Cop sees Batman has landed on his vehicle]
Bad Cop : Batman! The pleasure is all mine!
[Bad Cop punches Batman, then they start fighting on top of Bad Cop's vehicle]
Batman : Guess what, you big dumb baby? Your car is a baby carriage.
[Batman transforms Bad Cop's vehicle into a baby carriage and it starts plummeting to the ground]
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Batman : [about Cloud Cukoo Land] I hate this place.
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Batman : Bruce Wayne? Uh... who's that? Sounds like a cool guy.
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Batman : Guess what, you big dumb baby? Your car is a baby carriage.
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Batman : This is not how Batman dies.
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Batman : What're you losers talking about? Thought I'd help you guys out. Left the weird cat thing to stall.
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Batman : First try.
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Batman : What... the heck... is that?
Emmet : It's a double Decker couch, which seemed like a good idea at the time, but I now realize it's not super helpful. But it does, you know, it has cup holders, seats flip up with coolers underneath.
Batman : You are so disappointing on so many levels.
Vitruvius : Why are my pants cold and wet?
Lucy : Ew.
Vitruvius : Uh...