We're the Millers (2013)
Ken Marino: Todd - Strip Club Owner
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Quotes
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Todd - Strip Club Owner : Hey, Rose, I know you're
[air-quotes]
Todd - Strip Club Owner : "technically" on break, but I need a lap dance. Table five. Just don't get too close. The guy has two hook-hands.
Rose O'Reilly : [sighs] How did we let that guy back in here?
Todd - Strip Club Owner : I don't know. He must've picked the locks.
[Chuckles]
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Todd - Strip Club Owner : Oh, great, Rose. Glad I caught you. Um, I wanted to go over a couple of minor policy changes that we have here at the club.
Rose O'Reilly : Like what?
Todd - Strip Club Owner : Like, I want you to start having sex with the customers for money.
Rose O'Reilly : What? That's totally illegal, Todd.
Todd - Strip Club Owner : Come on. What are you gonna do? Besides, I gotta stay competitive with those fuckers who just opened up across the street.
Rose O'Reilly : You mean the Apple store?
Todd - Strip Club Owner : Yeah! And they're killing us!
Rose O'Reilly : Oh, God. That's it. I can't do it. I quit.
Kymberly : [Enters] Did you hear the good news? Now we get to fuck the customers for money!
[Squeals]
Rose O'Reilly : [Dumbfounded] Wha...
Todd - Strip Club Owner : Boner Garage loves it.
Rose O'Reilly : I'm out of here. I am out of here. I quit.