Scared Shrekless (TV Movie 2010) - Sean Bishop as Geppetto, Prince Charming, The Cricket, Dwarves, Waffle

Puss in Boots : Back when the lights came back on, it was the donkey taking a shower!

Donkey : Oh, my goodness! Why would I do that?

Puss in Boots : Ha ha! And right behind you, there was danger!

Donkey : Oh, man.

Puss in Boots : You were paralyzed!

Donkey : [screams]

Puss in Boots : It was a donkey-eating waffle. It was packing heat, and it wanted revenge.

Waffle : I want revenge!

Puss in Boots : The donkey ran. But how far can you run when you're on a plate covered in butter wearing a pink tutu?

Donkey : No!

Puss in Boots : And a sombrero. And a coconut brassiere. And about to be eaten alive!

Donkey : No, please! Please, I'll switch to pancakes! Aah!

Waffle : [swallows Donkey] Num, num, num!

Puss in Boots : And the donkey was never seen again.
Shrek : I believe you were expecting me.

Geppetto : Then you must be...

Shrek : That's right. I am... the babysitter.
Pinocchio : Eww! I'm too young to have termites!

The Cricket : I'm no termite, Pinocchio. I'm a cricket.

Pinocchio : You were the voice in my head this whole time?

The Cricket : That's right. I'm was the one putting all those those thoughts in your noggin. I'm your conscience, and as long as I as you let me, I'll always be in...

[Pinocchio squashes him]

Shrek : The end.

Pinocchio : That wasn't me! I never had any bugs in my head. Ha ha. Ask anyone!

Shrek : Okay, then. Why don't we ask start by asking your conscience!

[shows Pinocchio a cricket in his hand]

Sean Bishop: Geppetto, Prince Charming, The Cricket, Dwarves, Waffle