Scared Shrekless (2010 TV Movie)

Dean Edwards: Donkey

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Quotes 

• Shrek : [Castle Duloc has become run-down; to Donkey]  Look! It's that little thingy you love so much, remember?

  Creepy Clockwork Chorus : [Shrek pulls the lever on the Information Booth, and the same mechanized marionettes pop out singing, this time looking very deranged]  Welcome to Duloc/It's a creepy town/It was once pristine/Now it's all run down. We will chop off your head/And then laugh when you're dead/Duloc is a creepy place.

  Creepy Clockwork Chorus : Come on in with your head,/Come lie down, break your... face/Duloc is... Duloc is... Duloc is a cre-py... place!

  Shrek : [booth takes their picture, captioning it "Get Out"]  Ooh! Let's do that again!

  Donkey : NO!

• Puss in Boots : Back when the lights came back on, it was the donkey taking a shower!

  Donkey : Oh, my goodness! Why would I do that?

  Puss in Boots : Ha ha! And right behind you, there was danger!

  Donkey : Oh, man.

  Puss in Boots : You were paralyzed!

  Donkey : [screams] 

  Puss in Boots : It was a donkey-eating waffle. It was packing heat, and it wanted revenge.

  Waffle : I want revenge!

  Puss in Boots : The donkey ran. But how far can you run when you're on a plate covered in butter wearing a pink tutu?

  Donkey : No!

  Puss in Boots : And a sombrero. And a coconut brassiere. And about to be eaten alive!

  Donkey : No, please! Please, I'll switch to pancakes! Aah!

  Waffle : [swallows Donkey]  Num, num, num!

  Puss in Boots : And the donkey was never seen again.

• Shrek : Well, it looks like it's just you and me.

  Donkey : Go ahead, Shrek. There ain't nothing that can scare me.

  Shrek : Well, then I guess there's nothing left to do but wait for the ghost.

  Donkey : What ghost?

  Shrek : Lord Farquaad's ghost. And as I recall, you had a hand in his untimely demise.

  Donkey : Aw, come on. Everyone knows ghosts are just an urban legend.

  Shrek : Is it?

  [suddenly the chandeliers start swinging] 

  Donkey : Oh, that's just the wind.

  Creepy voice : Donkey!

  Donkey : And apparently it knows my name.

• Donkey : Admit it, Shrek. Weren't you even a little bit scared?

  Princess Fiona : Donkey, ogres don't get scared. We do the scaring.

  Shrek : And that's why we're the kings of Halloween.

  Donkey : I beat we can find something that will scare the pants off you!

  Wolf : Which would scare me.

  Shrek : Oh, really? And what do you have in mind?

  Donkey : All of us telling scary stories all night long. There ain't no way you won't be scared.

  Puss in Boots : Yes! Stories to make your blood run cold!

  Donkey : Yeah!

  Puss in Boots : Stories to terrify you.

  Donkey : Yeah!

  Puss in Boots : And whoever shall last through the night shall be called the king of Halloween.

  Shrek : I accept.

  Donkey : We doubly accept.

• Shrek : Oh, wow. Terrifying. I don't know how I'm gonna sleep now.

  Princess Fiona : Happy Halloween, everyone.

  Donkey : Oh, man.

  Gingerbread Man : [to Donkey]  I thought you said this was gonna scare 'em.

• Princess Fiona : Happy Halloween everyone.

  Donkey : Oh man.