Home (II) (2015)
Steve Martin: Captain Smek
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Quotes
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Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci : Stand back, or I deactivate this... gravity thingy.
Captain Smek : She's bluffing. She cannot reach the...
[Tip stands on tip toe and is able to reach the gravitational device]
Captain Smek : Oh! Curse you and your tippitoe tallness!
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Captain Smek : You has made your mistake.
Oh : But I...
[Captain Smek interrupts]
Captain Smek : And many mistakes before that.
Oh : Wait I have not...
[Captain Smek interrupts]
Captain Smek : Many many many many...
Oh : Actually I have...
[Captain Smek interrupts]
Captain Smek : Maaany mistakes before that. So, I still has to erase you.
Oh : Why?
Captain Smek : You can not guarantee you would not make a mistake again.
Oh : But I would not.
Captain Smek : But you might.
Oh : But I would not.
Captain Smek : But you might.
Oh : But I would not.
Captain Smek : Oh, we can go round and round. Let's do it again.
Oh : But I would not.
Captain Smek : But you might.
Oh : But I would not.
Captain Smek : I love this.
[Oh holds both hands on his mouth, trying not to speak out, but fails]
Oh : But I would not.
Captain Smek : Aah.
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Captain Smek : Give your captain some sugar!