Kung Fu Panda 3 (2016)
James Hong: Mr. Ping
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Quotes
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Mr. Ping : Sometimes we do the wrong things for the good reasons
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Po : [Mr. Ping has stowed away in Po's travel bag] Dad?
Li : [thinks Po is talking to him] Yes?
Po : [sternly] Dad...
[opens the bag to find Mr. Ping inside]
Mr. Ping : Yes?
Po : What are you doing here?
Mr. Ping : What am I doing? Getting a backache! Did you have to step on every rock?
Po : No, I mean why are you here ?
Mr. Ping : What was I supposed to do, huh? What if the pandas don't have food you like? You're never gonna be able to save the world on an empty stomach. I consider my presence mission critical.
Li : Oh yes, about that. We can't share the location of the village with others. So...
Mr. Ping : Oh, you think I can't keep a secret, huh? I raised Po for twenty years before I finally told him he was adopted.
Li : Seriously?
Po : Yeah.
Li : OK, I guess it would be cruel to make you fly back.
Po : [amazed] You can fly?
Mr. Ping : I'm a bird, Po.
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Mr. Ping : Your son got angry at you. Welcome to parenthood.
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Mr. Ping : It doesn't mean less for me... it means more for Po.
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Mei Mei : I am Mei Mei.
[From behind her fan]
Mei Mei : Wow, she's amazing! She's so beautiful!
[Pulling fan away]
Mei Mei : That's sweet, Po. But please try to save all other compliments until after the performance.
Po : Me? No, I didn't say...
Mei Mei : [shushes] Shut it.
[whips ribbon]
Mei Mei : After the performance.
Mr. Ping : Has it started yet?
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Po : [Po returns to the mortal world] Dad. Dad. Dads!
[both run to Po and hug him]
Mr. Ping : Don't you go disappearing in petals ever again.
Li : We thought we lost you.
Po : No, you saved me. you all did.
[Po looks at everybody and Big Fun laughs]
Po : Now, come on over here!
[Everyone runs to Po]
Big Fun : Hugs!
[Tigress, Monkey, Crane, Viper, Mantis and the pandas hugs Po]
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Bao : What kind of panda doesn't know how to roll?
Po : Well, I'm kinda new at this whole being a panda thing.
Bao : [looks at Mr. Ping] And what kind of panda are you? You have a funny neck.
Mr. Ping : I'm not a panda at all.
Bao : What's that?
Mr. Ping : My hat.
Bao : What's that?
Mr. Ping : My beak.
Bao : What's that?
Mr. Ping : My wing.
Bao : What's that?
Mr. Ping : My dumplings. No more questions. Go away, kid.
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Mr. Ping : You can't take Po away from me. No, no, I want a second opinion. Shifu, open another scroll or something.
Shifu : I think he should go.
Mr. Ping : Fine, a third opinion. Monkey? Viper? Tigress?
Po : Dad, you heard what Shifu said Oogway said. This guy can only be stopped by a master of chi, and I can only master chi by knowing who I really am. Well... I'm a panda.
Mr. Ping : [sadly] I'll pack your lunch for the road.
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Mr. Ping : Here, son, I packed your chopsticks.
[the villagers gasp in surprise at the chopsticks]
Po : Thanks, Dad.
[notices villagers]
Po : What?
Bao : What are those for?
Po : These? These are chopsticks. They're for picking up dumplings.
Bao : You mean you only eat one at a time?
Po : [gasps in realization] I knew I wasn't eating up to my potential!
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Li : Everyone, everyone gather around! This is my son.
[Three panda kids climb on Po's shoulders]
Po : Triplets!
Ku Ku : Hi, I'm Ku Ku.
Meng Meng : I'm Meng Meng.
Shuai Shuai : I'm Shuai Shuai.
Meng Meng : Your fur is soft.
Shuai Shuai : He smells like cookies.
Grandma Panda : He's so handsome. Just like his father.
Mr. Ping : Thank you.