- Roger Ebert - Host: [reviewing "3 Men and a Little Lady"] There's something else I have to say here, and I just assume not say this, but I feel like I have to. I didn't like the actress who played the little girl.
- Gene Siskel - Host: No, me either.
- Roger Ebert - Host: She got on my nerves.
- Gene Siskel - Host: Yes, she's annoying.
- Roger Ebert - Host: Now, last week, we reviewed this "Home Alone" with Macaulay Culkin.
- Gene Siskel - Host: Right.
- Roger Ebert - Host: He is a great...
- Gene Siskel - Host: Charming.
- Roger Ebert - Host: ...Little kid on the screen.
- Gene Siskel - Host: Charming, right.
- Roger Ebert - Host: He's charming, he's smart, he's got a lot of pep. This little girl just didn't do it for me, so in a sense...
- Gene Siskel - Host: Aw, let's get rough with her, let's kill her career right off the get-go!
- Roger Ebert - Host: I didn't know why...
- Gene Siskel - Host: She's a brat! She's a brat, let's kill her career.
- [Roger laughs]
- Gene Siskel - Host: She'll end up owning...
- Roger Ebert - Host: Wouldn't go THAT far, Gene.
- Gene Siskel - Host: Eh, she'll end up owning our show.