Brad Jones: Cinema Snob

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  Cinema Snob : Wait a minute. "Silent Night, Bloody Night"? That's kinda like the title "Silent Night, Deadly Night", which clearly means that this movie won't be as memorable. How dare this 1972 film rip-off the title of a more popular 1984 film? And don't give me that whole excuse that technically more people probably own a copy of this film because it's on every single horror compilation DVD ever. It shouldn't matter that I already own a dozen copies of this film.