The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)
Keegan-Michael Key: Toad
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Quotes
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Mario : [gazing in amazement at all the mushrooms around the palace] What is this place?
[he sees a blue mushroom and reaches for it when...]
Toad : [yells hysterically, throwing Mario back] Do not touch that mushroom; you'll die!
[normally, as he pats the mushroom]
Toad : Oh, I'm sorry, that one's perfectly fine.
Mario : [frightened] Ah, it's a little mushroom... man! A little mushroom man talking to me!
Toad : Pleased to meet you! I'm Toad.
Mario : Uh... Mario.
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Toad : I'm Too Cute to Die!
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Toad : That's how you princess!
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Princess Peach : Is there anything like this in your world?
Mario : What?
Princess Peach : [a little louder] Is there anything like this in your world?
Mario : [laughs] No. We don't drive on rainbows.
Princess Peach : What are you gonna tell me next? That the turtles aren't evil?
Mario : No, no. They're usually pets.
Princess Peach : [surprised, smiles] No way!
Mario : Eh, come to Brooklyn, I'll buy you a turtle.
Princess Peach : [giggles] Maybe I will.
Donkey Kong : [rudely interrupts again to annoy Mario] Dude, is this you flirting? This is painful!
Mario : Jeez, I was just trying to be nice!
Donkey Kong : You are so embarrassing! A princess would never go out with you!
Toad : Yes she would! I guarantee she would!
Princess Peach : Guys, enough!
Donkey Kong : Alright, alright.
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Toad : [Mario looking around the mushrooms and tries to touch the blue mushroom, Toad jumps out of nowhere and startles him]
[shouting]
Toad : Do not touch that mushroom! You'll die!
Toad : [Calmly] Oops I'm sorry. That one's perfectly fine.
[leans on the blue mushroom]
Mario : [frightened] That's a little mushroom man. A little Mushroom man talking to me.
Toad : Please to meet you. I'm Toad.
Mario : [confused] Uh, Mario.
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Blue Toad Guard : [stops Mario and Toad from entering the palace] Hold it right there, you two!
Mario : Oh, hey. I need to see the princess. It's an emergency!
Blue Toad Guard : [looks at the yellow Toad guard and smirks and begins to mess with Mario] what Princess?
Yellow Toad Guard : I never heard of any Princess.
Blue Toad Guard : Oh wait, I did. Our princess though is in another castle.
Yellow Toad Guard : Oh yeah, that's right.
Blue Toad Guard : You should try another castle maybe. She ain't in this one.
[the blue and yellow Toad guards clack their sticks together]
Mario : [confused] huh?
Toad : Okay so they're messing with you and I don't like it!
[pulls out his frying pan and scares the Toad guards and starts screaming but only to build a fire and start cooking]
Toad : [cooking on his frying pan for the Toad guards to distract them from Mario and talks to them] what do you guys um what do you wanna eat? Anything your hearts desire.
[to Mario, quietly]
Toad : Go!
[Toad continues cooking for the guards as Mario sneaks into the palace]
Toad : I'm ready to scramble it up.
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Toad : Princess! I've got it!
Princess Peach : [breathes a sigh of relief] Great job!
Toad : Couldn't have you going out there without your bouquet.
Princess Peach : [smiles] It's perfect.
[signals Toad to quickly go as the wedding music plays]