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Rebel Moon - Part One: A Child of Fire (2023)
Boring!
Beyond boring. I am about 2 mins away from finishing this but I can't even focus on the movie because of how bland and boring it is.
Starts out slow
Middle part is slow
The last bit is a dull
That sums it up to be honest.
Would end the review there but need more characters so. So many scenes had me thinking why did they do that or how dumb was that. Especially towards the beginning.
None of the characters really leave an impression on me even though it is over 2 hours long. The action sequences are very bland and generic nothing that leaves an impression on you it just feels kinda meh.
Boring film with a dragged out story that leaves barely an impression..
Hannibal: Coquilles (2013)
Good until the ending
The man hanged himself while his legs were tied and his arms were tied up. How did this man climb so high cut his back up and then attach all those hooks and ropes. It would only be possible with a number of other people to make sure he doesn't just fall. Other than the ending it was a great episode that was entertaining. It is also rather entertaining to think how did he carry another person so high up and then attached all those ropes and hooks without anyone hearing all the clanging of the metal against the metal pipes. Just some minor details that are interesting to think about. There should have been at least one witness that happened to hear him climbing the construction.
White House Down (2013)
Good but has alot of annoyances
I found this film rather good. Unlike other flicks that are similar where a government building gets taken this one actually goes all the way with the multiple killings of important people and launch codes to missiles being launched. However it doesn't deserve a 10/10 because even though there is loads of actions and killing the one person I wanted to see killed didn't get killed the child.. she was annoying throughout the film scurrying around filming the terrorists and back talking to the terrorist when they literally had a gun to her head. Multiple times I found myself telling the TV to just kill her. The president should have been killed when he got knocked down towards the end when the nuke codes were being inputted but no. Instead of shooting him in the head as he laid face down the protagonist decides to carry on with the codes just to conveniently get surprised attacked by the president. The start was slow the middle was exciting with the house being taken over but the end was cringe and happy which isn't what I would have wanted it would have been good to see a movie like this go all the way and let the nukes fly. I was totally on the bad guys side and wanted the "hero" to lose. The daughter surviving after so many great opportunities to kill her was literally plot armor she shouldn't have survived. Loads of great action however with a some cringe moments. Good movie would recommend.
Queenpins (2021)
It's a good lil film
It is definitely a good watch. It has alot of attempts at humour thrown in. However the issues lie with near the end and some themes that run throughout the fact they felt it was necessary to add loads of comments about race was totally not needed they didn't need to keep throwing about the fact one character is black and the other is white. The white character makes no comments on race however black character makes an unnecessary amount of comments on white people which is totally unneeded. The ending where she tells her husband that she wants a divorce then smiles makes no sense to me as the husband did nothing wrong she decided to go behind his back on multiple things and even got pregnant with someone else sperm however she is the one asking for divorce and doing the big speech about how bad he is?
Beaver Falls (2011)
Very cringe acting
Was expecting something similar to the inbetweeners instead it's extremely American with forced humour and the kids are beyond annoying!! Everytime they come on the screen I'm just counting the seconds till they leave.
S.W.A.T.: Kangaroo (2019)
Disappointing
The Fact these guys didn't pre-record the "live" broadcasts was an amateur mistake an yet these guys were supposed to be pros. Also the way they got arrested and found was just boring they could have dragged this story out too the 3rd season and made it great but just as it got interesting they killed it.
Man vs Bee (2022)
Hilarious
Very funny some obvious jokes that are predictable but even so it's still hilarious definitely worth a watch i hope there is a sequel to this as it was great when the intro had him with a flamethrower I was watching thinking how does he get a flamethrower and why would he because the whole time he seemed like he was being careful not to damage things. Great show.
Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022)
It's great if you've been following the franchise
If you haven't been following the franchise you will be lost and not know anything and I can't imagine going to the cinema and seeing a poster for this and going in blind because the movie starts off with no introduction. I found the scene with the head exploding kinda weird as the cinema I went to had kids in the theatre. Love Dr strange would love to see more of him but this wasn't his best film.
S.W.A.T. (2017)
Has its moments but alot of pandering
The show is fantastic however it drifts in and out of being good and completely terrible. You'll get episodes like "armory" that are incredible so fun to watch and really intense and hard to look away but then they'll throw in an episode like "pride" which is just pure pandering to a certain group. And they have alot of episodes like that which really Drive it down from being a great show I would love to watch this show purely for entertainment and enjoying some action but they will throw in episode just to act "woke" which adds nothing to the actual show they will have entire episodes just to act political. I understand the can spread a message if they please but if you're gonna pander to a certain audience at least make it entertaining for the rest of us who aren't that group. Great show but has alot of episodes just to say they support such and such. With a name like swat I was expecting alot better.
S.W.A.T.: Pride (2019)
Alot of pandering
I didn't mind the beginning where the guy ran over the other guys just wish it was shot differently as it just seemed so unrealistic and then the fact that of course one of the characters kids is gay and they have the generic oh I didn't accept you but now I do after this episode or something thing similar. Terrible episode with some incredible pandering before it was the episode about women and how chris was constantly complaining about men and how she was over looked because she's a woman and how this other woman needs to join swat and if she doesn't it's because shes a woman ahhh it's so dumb. It seems they're trying to hit a quota for generic scenarios. This show hits you with some great episodes then they throw in episodes like this that just drag it down to the point where you're watching just waiting for it to end so you can forget this episode exists.
The New Legends of Monkey (2018)
Disappointing
Very childish and boring was expected something more violent and less dramatic. It feels like a play that has got its own series. It feels like it should be on a stage in a theatre not on Netflix. I found it very disappointing as if the series was with an adult audience in mind I think it would have been alot better the acting also feels very off and feels extremely stiff. The special effects are very shabby and not the best all the blue lighting and whizzing around the room got old quick. The weapons in the show are clearly fake and look plastic/foamie on camera none of the weapons on screen look real. The show is basically extremely childish and filled with bad looking props and terribly stiff acting. Avoid if you're looking for a series about martial arts or some old classic fighting with high kicks and awesome fights this just isn't that it's alot of talking and the fight scenes are awful.