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First Reformed (2017)
Awful. Awful. Awful.
I don't understand how anyone could possibly like this movie...it's slow, boring, and there are no characters to like. They are all brooding, dark, depressed, and by the end of the movie, I was hoping the priest would blow everyone up and put us all out of our collective misery.
A Most Violent Year (2014)
Wake me up when it's over
We heavily rely on user reviews when deciding what to watch our Friday night movie and since you might, too, I had to warn you about this movie that has a 7.0 user rating. It has the FEEL of "The Godfather', the main character being this quiet, good-looking, brooding 'nice guy" type but that is as far as this thing got. The storyline is about the cut throat gas business in 1980's NYC, somewhat of an eye opener, because really, who knew? It's a slow burn, just interesting enough to make you keep watching because you're thinking SOMETHING is going to happen, it has to, right? Apparently not. Because nothing.ever.happens. Nothing. Oh yeah, there was that one chase scene. That culminated in nothing.happening. Save yourself, there's still time! Save Friday movie night!!
Whispers (2015)
Terrible. Just terrible.
I literally checked the trailer, went to multiple websites, and pulled the DVD out to check the title after watching the first 5 minutes to make sure I was watching the same movie everyone else was raving about. After confirming, I sat through the whole thing thinking it HAS to get better...we'll, it didn't have to, and it didn't. The writer borrowed some of the best stuff from other movies (the ending? Straight up "The Others" with Nicole Kidman - now there's a good movie) and butchered it. The acting was completely campy, and at times it looked like a play, but not a good one. Words are not adequate to convey just how awful this movie is...I've seen most horror movies out there, and I wouldn't even consider this a "b" one. Don't throw away 2 hours of your life on this!
Love the Coopers (2015)
Worse.movie.ever
There is literally nothing positive I can say about this movie. The trailer makes it look like a happy, lighthearted holiday movie...nothing could be further from the truth. Everyone is miserable and unhappy with themselves and each other. None of the characters are likable, the relationships are not at all believable, the dialog is terrible, the storyline awful awful AWFUL...it is literally the worse movie I've ever seen, and I've watched Sharknado. Like others have said, it's completely clichéd. And it was narrated! The writers also kept throwing as much politically correct stuff they could think of into the mix....negative jabs at Fox News, republicans, God (as in, not only does He not exist, but what blasphemous things can we come up with to say about Him?), gun control, religion, etc. Wait, there was one good thing...there was a super cute dog who would make periodic appearances. Wish he'd gotten more screen time. Wish I could rate this a zero. Wish I could get my money back!