1/10
The Artist Formerly Known as Prince of Space
13 December 2002
If you enjoy getting nine inch nails getting driven into your eyes you may enjoy this tale about The Phantom of Krankor, a lumpy chicken-like man who displays his drooping gentitals in his tight space-suit and is intent on conquering Earth despite his lack of any skills or world-dominating tools. His attempts to steal a formula of some sort are thwarted by gravely-voiced kids ("We Like It Very Much!") and their champion, Prince of Space, a hopping, effeminent guy with no powers other than being impervious to he Phantom of Krankor's weapons. This doesn't keep The Phantom from repeatedly shooting at The Prince, and The Prince from repeatedly telling The Phantom that his weapons don't work. This goes on for nearly five hours.

YYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH! Who does this movie appeal to? Chicken-fetishists? Japan-haters? Drooping-genital-enthuisiests?

If you need me, I'll be soaking in the tub.
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