2/10
Noche de Nada
29 August 2001
Warning: Spoilers
I bought this film at a cutout bin at a porn store because I heard how "great and wonderfully inventive" it was.

What a load of crust!

This movie is so dull that I fell asleep each time the blind dead came out.

It isn't even atmospheric. Each time the blind dead are around there's some so-called "creepy" music that only makes it look like a corny monastic opera.

All the women do is scream, and scream some more; has anyone ever heard of matches when dealing with stinking, dumb, and blind slow-moving skeletons that creep along at a snail's pace?

Get real.

There were three more boring sequels to this stinker.

And I just had to watch them.
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